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[Twitch]

Harmony Central Review of SFX-02 Tweak Fuzz

Overall Rating: 8
I play my own thing ... bluesey stuff and Hendrixy stuff and alternativish things and then I branch out with Fernandes sustainor overtones that blossom and grow on their own. This pedal has a good vibe. The tweak switch is useful, though I am irritated that this thing is mostly marketing ... This pedal does not do everything you could ever need like the marketing campaign says. It does fuzz-facing with options, that is all. So I am going to dock it 2 points since I really hate those lying corporate whores who work in marketing.

[Scott_F]

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Evan, you ignorant slut!

But, he still gave it an 8!

[Kac]

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ha ha, I enjoy a nice harmony Central review any once in a while..

[JOLLY]

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Good 'ole Evan, the lying corporate whore.....lol

[B2D]

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Oh boy this is gonna be interesting hahaha.

Did that dork leave his email and stuff?

[HamerPlyr]

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I love it.

Let's all spout the musician's credo together: If it weren't for evil corporations, my tone would be perfect. I tend to be late to gigs, my sense of rhythm sucks, and my note selection is totally lame and is sometimes in the wrong key, but it ain't my fault. It's the fault of all of those evil corporations, I tell ya. If they weren't dictating lame tone by the weak products that they produce, I would be a rock god.

[ErikH]

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What's really funny is reading it and knowing who the guy is calling a corporate whore.

Yes, Evan, you must be punished. Now go to NAMM, and don't come back without some good shots of the Dean Girls.

[ArtieToo]

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Dang . . . now I'm intrigued. How do I get mine to do those "fuzz-facing options"?

Artie

[PUCKBOY99]

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VERY funny!!!!

Need to change his moniker to EVAN SKOPP Lyin' Corporate Whore-ologist

[B2D]

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VERY funny!!!!

Need to change his moniker to EVAN SKOPP Lyin' Corporate Whore-ologist

[ErikH]

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VERY funny!!!!

Need to change his moniker to EVAN SKOPP Lyin' Corporate Whore-ologist

Hell yeah!!! LMFAO!!!!!

Where's Scott??? MAKE IT SO!!!!

[PUCKBOY99]

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That can be his "Back from NAMM" surprise

[joelap]

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+1, that would be absolutely hilarious!

[75lespaul]

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I don't know Evan, but I don't wanna feel left out...


WHORE, WHORE, WHORE!!!

K...I'm happy now. At least he's a classy corporate whore, and not a cheap sole proprietorship whore. Did I mention I love the word whore?

[ratherdashing]

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I wonder what he was expecting when he read "everything you could ever need". Delay? Reverb? Chicken soup? Half a brain?