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  • I would start by cutting that tag out.
    La plouc

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    • Originally posted by 80's_Thrash_Metal View Post
      Alright Bob, I humbly present my board for review.
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      We'll discuss the Pink Elephant in the room in a moment.

      Let me tell you what I like;

      1. Classic wood / Home-self made.
      2. The 'green pedals' on one side and the metallics on the left. I really like the aesthetic here. The Green Korg is a really nice touch.
      3. Nice brand blend. I believe you got the pedals that YOU need
      4. I like the apparent Order (hold on to that thought...)
      5. Nice wire tuck
      6. I like the CFH, Wylde, and Decimator "loud pedals" motif as well
      7. Good Pedal spacing - generally speaking

      Now - first issue. This is the board of someone playing fairly lead, and allegedly, [email protected]$$ metal. I in no way, shape, or form believe that the women who dig whatever this board plays wear pretty pink thongs like that, or that they are that clean. In fact, I suspect black stripper g strings are more the fashion, if they wear underwear at all. The bigger issue is that you thought you could distract me with panties and hoped I wouldn't notice the gaping hole on the board that is crying out for one more pedal. It could be green or metallic or both. This board is one (maybe two....) pedal short of awesome.

      Before I pass judgement one other small but incredibly important issue -

      Metal Master, East River. explain the signal path of both of these all the way to the amp. everything riding on this. You have two chances to win. Every other possible answer results in total epic fail of shame.

      Originally posted by Bad City
      He's got the crowd on his side and the blue jean lights in his eyes...

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      • Originally posted by Aceman View Post
        I in no way, shape, or form believe that the women who dig whatever this board plays wear pretty pink thongs like that, or that they are that clean. In fact, I suspect black stripper g strings are more the fashion, if they wear underwear at all.
        There is probably a lot of truth to that.

        The East river gets used 96% of the time, and it sits in front of the Digitech, as my main dirt into a dirty amp.

        The Digitech is really only on there for a backup in case something goes wrong with my pre amp/tubes on stage I can jump this into the loop real quick or the clean channel..... And that much gain and compression will do in a pinch OR.... If I'm just feeling like human cruelty and melting faces off on any particular night.

        I do have room to add, I've got an octave or something fun in mind....




        Last edited by 80's_Thrash_Metal; 01-30-2021, 07:00 PM.

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        • It was quite challenging not getting my bare feet in the pic, which would, I suppose, be points deducted...
          Of course, my feet are quite handsome, OTOH.

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          • 1. Are they connected?
            2. A woman once told me I have beautiful feet. I think she was right.
            La plouc

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            • Originally posted by 80's_Thrash_Metal View Post

              I do have room to add, I've got an octave or something fun in mind....
              My initial thought was a Bass or Russian Big Muff, but I’m not sure that would fit with your sound. There are a couple of octave fuzzes that are green too.

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              • Originally posted by Drak View Post
                It was quite challenging not getting my bare feet in the pic, which would, I suppose, be points deducted...
                Of course, my feet are quite handsome, OTOH.

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                Please tell me these fold up like an accordion bellows into one pedal case on wheels.
                “For me, when everything goes wrong – that’s when adventure starts.” Yvonne Chouinard

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                • Originally posted by 80's_Thrash_Metal View Post
                  . The Digitech is really only on there for a backup in case something goes wrong with my pre amp/tubes on stage I can jump this into the loop real quick or the clean channel.....
                  And that was one of the acceptable answers I was looking for. Otherwise, it could have gotten ugly.

                  My review stands. MM in the loop is OK. I still think this was a sad excuse to simultaneously reveal your panty fetish and try to conceal a board that needs one more pedal...but sonically, logistically, and aesthetically I like it.
                  Originally posted by Bad City
                  He's got the crowd on his side and the blue jean lights in his eyes...

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                  • Originally posted by Drak View Post
                    It was quite challenging not getting my bare feet in the pic, which would, I suppose, be points deducted...
                    Of course, my feet are quite handsome, OTOH.

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                    One per customer please.
                    Originally posted by Bad City
                    He's got the crowd on his side and the blue jean lights in his eyes...

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                    • Originally posted by TMD View Post
                      2. A woman once told me I have beautiful feet. I think she was right.
                      Talking to yourself in the mirror does not count.

                      My god you people are gross.
                      Originally posted by Bad City
                      He's got the crowd on his side and the blue jean lights in his eyes...

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                      • Originally posted by jeremy View Post

                        anyone else got one of these?

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                        Not a board - however, great inspiration for a mysoginistically themed board....
                        Originally posted by Bad City
                        He's got the crowd on his side and the blue jean lights in his eyes...

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                        • Originally posted by Aceman View Post

                          Talking to yourself in the mirror does not count.

                          My god you people are gross.
                          Good try, Ace, but we were in the living room. Three other people heard her.

                          Guess what, Ace? There’s this invention called soap. Feet aren’t gross if you wash them.
                          La plouc

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                          • Originally posted by TMD View Post

                            Good try, Ace, but we were in the living room. Three other people heard her.

                            Guess what, Ace? There’s this invention called soap. Feet aren’t gross if you wash them.
                            You have not seen my feet. Even when clean
                            Originally posted by Bad City
                            He's got the crowd on his side and the blue jean lights in his eyes...

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                            • Originally posted by TMD View Post

                              Good try, Ace, but we were in the living room. Three other people heard her.

                              Guess what, Ace? There’s this invention called soap. Feet aren’t gross if you wash them.
                              Feet are always gross, irrespective of their cleanliness. It's one of their most characteristic feetures.
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                              • Originally posted by Coma View Post
                                Feet are always gross, irrespective of their cleanliness. It's one of their most characteristic feetures.
                                I suspect you’ve only seen nasty manfeet, with callouses and yellow nails.
                                La plouc

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