Shows massive board in attempt not to appear as a pedal whore. You aren't even fooling yourself on this one.
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Originally posted by 80's_Thrash_Metal View PostAlright Bob, I humbly present my board for review.
Let me tell you what I like;
1. Classic wood / Home-self made.
2. The 'green pedals' on one side and the metallics on the left. I really like the aesthetic here. The Green Korg is a really nice touch.
3. Nice brand blend. I believe you got the pedals that YOU need
4. I like the apparent Order (hold on to that thought...)
5. Nice wire tuck
6. I like the CFH, Wylde, and Decimator "loud pedals" motif as well
7. Good Pedal spacing - generally speaking
Now - first issue. This is the board of someone playing fairly lead, and allegedly, bad@$$ metal. I in no way, shape, or form believe that the women who dig whatever this board plays wear pretty pink thongs like that, or that they are that clean. In fact, I suspect black stripper g strings are more the fashion, if they wear underwear at all. The bigger issue is that you thought you could distract me with panties and hoped I wouldn't notice the gaping hole on the board that is crying out for one more pedal. It could be green or metallic or both. This board is one (maybe two....) pedal short of awesome.
Before I pass judgement one other small but incredibly important issue -
Metal Master, East River. explain the signal path of both of these all the way to the amp. everything riding on this. You have two chances to win. Every other possible answer results in total epic fail of shame.
Originally posted by Bad City
He's got the crowd on his side and the blue jean lights in his eyes...
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Originally posted by Aceman View PostI in no way, shape, or form believe that the women who dig whatever this board plays wear pretty pink thongs like that, or that they are that clean. In fact, I suspect black stripper g strings are more the fashion, if they wear underwear at all.
The East river gets used 96% of the time, and it sits in front of the Digitech, as my main dirt into a dirty amp.
The Digitech is really only on there for a backup in case something goes wrong with my pre amp/tubes on stage I can jump this into the loop real quick or the clean channel..... And that much gain and compression will do in a pinch OR.... If I'm just feeling like human cruelty and melting faces off on any particular night.
I do have room to add, I've got an octave or something fun in mind....
Last edited by 80's_Thrash_Metal; 01-30-2021, 07:00 PM.
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Originally posted by Drak View PostIt was quite challenging not getting my bare feet in the pic, which would, I suppose, be points deducted...
Of course, my feet are quite handsome, OTOH.
“For me, when everything goes wrong – that’s when adventure starts.” Yvonne Chouinard
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Originally posted by 80's_Thrash_Metal View Post. The Digitech is really only on there for a backup in case something goes wrong with my pre amp/tubes on stage I can jump this into the loop real quick or the clean channel.....
My review stands. MM in the loop is OK. I still think this was a sad excuse to simultaneously reveal your panty fetish and try to conceal a board that needs one more pedal...but sonically, logistically, and aesthetically I like it.Originally posted by Bad City
He's got the crowd on his side and the blue jean lights in his eyes...
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Originally posted by Drak View PostIt was quite challenging not getting my bare feet in the pic, which would, I suppose, be points deducted...
Of course, my feet are quite handsome, OTOH.
Originally posted by Bad City
He's got the crowd on his side and the blue jean lights in his eyes...
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Originally posted by TMD2. A woman once told me I have beautiful feet. I think she was right.
My god you people are gross.
Originally posted by Bad City
He's got the crowd on his side and the blue jean lights in his eyes...
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Originally posted by TMD
Good try, Ace, but we were in the living room. Three other people heard her.
Guess what, Ace? There’s this invention called soap. Feet aren’t gross if you wash them.Originally posted by Bad City
He's got the crowd on his side and the blue jean lights in his eyes...
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Originally posted by TMD
Good try, Ace, but we were in the living room. Three other people heard her.
Guess what, Ace? There’s this invention called soap. Feet aren’t gross if you wash them.--------------------------------------------------------
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