The Well CXIII: The Dali is en la casa

[The Dali]

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What paht uh Mass. ah ya from?

Not Mass, Connecticut! You know, that red-headed stepchild who is directly south of you but, west of that ignored illegitimate, slightly "slow, love child Rhode Island.


How many marbles can you hold in your mouth?
Enough to make you smile. Enough to make you smile.


Living or dead, who would you like to have a conversation with?
Saddam Hussein so I could find out where he freakin' hid those WMDs.

If you had to lose two fingers on your fretting hand, which two and why?
Good lord, what kind of question is that? Wow! I'll answer this assuming that you count the thuimb as a finger. Incidentally, whyt do people not condsider the thumb as a finger? Anyway... I wouldn't want to lose my thumb because then I'd really be no better than the primates in the zoo. Need the thumb. Ok, it wouldn't be the index finger because let's face it, the index finger is the leader of the hand. Yeah, I know, the middle finger is bigger and gets the most press, but the index finger is what makes that motor run. So, I'll keep the index finger and get rid of the middle finger. The middle finger is like that oversized football player buddy you had in high school. He was helpful when trying to land girls and keep you out of fights, but you haven't talked to him in 20 years. The ring finger is key. It holds your rings, and I have it on good authority that it takes commands directly from the index finger. Let's call it "Gilligan" to the index finger's "Skipper". So, the ring finger stays. The pinky is just a pain in the ass finger. It gets broken easily. It doesn't really do what you want it to do on a guitar fretboard. It is weak and small. So, let's keep the thumb, index finger and ring finger. At the very least I will be able to play with Barre chords. Plus, I could flip around and play left-handed.

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Would you kill a snitch?

[The Dali]

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Do you own a llama?

I don't own a llama, but the people down the road from us bough 20 acres of land with their house with the express intent of starting a Llama farm. They even went so far as to clear some of the land and buy a truck with "Deer Run Farms" emblazoned on it.

Of course, they didn't check with town codes first... according to the zoning of the property they were restricted from running a commercial business on the land.

So, undeterred, they decided to run a "Llama farm for personal use". I know that many of you have also expressed an interest in running your own Llama farm for personal enjoyment, but apparently this was just a ruse to fool the town officials! Well, the "neighborhood" (we consist of over 60 houses) decided to expose this inaccuracy to the town, and now these people have 20 acres of land that they can't use.

viva la democracia

[The Dali]

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Oh, and I did The Well CXIII genius.

Damn it! And I just had a shirt made up!

[The Dali]

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As far as mustaches go who has the better one? Selleck or Elliott?
Tom Selleck, for sure. Plus, he drove a Ferrari. Did you know he was originally supposed to play Indiana Jones?


Top 5 women on your F list.
Tough question...so many to choose from...
#1, Scarlett Johannson
#2, Nicole Kidman
#3, Hayden Panetierre
#4, Jessica Biel
#5, Gemma Atkinson



Favorite pizza toppings?
Cheese, pepperoni, bacon, ham. Yeah, no freakin' vegetarian here!


Where did you grow up?
I grew up in the hard-hitting streets of Mystic, Connecticut. Don't laugh. It was tough. Some of us had to wear Lacoste instead of Polo.


Where did you go to college?
I started out at Elizabethtown College in the middle of Pennsylvania. a liberal arts school tucked away between Hershey and Harrisburg. It was there that I learned how strange Pennsylvania is... and after averaging a C- (but an A+ in beer balls and girls - standard story) I transferred to Central Connecticut and became a CCSU Blue Devil. Working-class school with working-class students from working-class (or less) families. Great experience. Helped me grow up. I got my MBA from UConn.

If you have to cross swords with one man, who would it be?
If he were real I'd start with Anakin Skywalker. I mean, let's face it - he ordered the total obliteration of an entire planet! But, then again, he's not real so I'll say any Yankee fan.

[ginormous]

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Hello, Dali... (yeah, I've been saving that one. )

What was that one "choir of angels" moment when you knew you were going to play guitar?

[bluesbend]

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Oh, and I did The Well CXIII genius.

[bluesbend]

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What paht uh Mass. ah ya from?

How many marbles can you hold in your mouth?

Living or dead, who would you like to have a conversation with?

If you had to lose two fingers on your fretting hand, which two and why?

[Lazarus1140]

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Do you own a llama?

[Bones]

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As far as mustaches go who has the better one? Selleck or Elliott?

Top 5 women on your F list.

Favorite pizza toppings?

Where did you grow up?

Where did you go to college?

If you have to cross swords with one man, who would it be?

[The Dali]

I've been tabbed for the next installment of the Well. Fire away gentlemen (and Lucid).