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  • Random I know, but I love your avatar, dude!
    "I'm afraid I just blue myself."
    "...there's gotta be a better way to say that."
    Hey bud, sorry for not messaging back earlier, I'm new to the "friend" concept on here. Thanks for accepting the invite, you're one of the good ones around! Cheers!
    How about a cgb-95 with on rubber feet missing and a scracthy pot for 40$ + shipping ? Located in canada! Paypal fees on me
    Dude, out of curiosity, what did you post in Walter's Beard's thread about that contortionist chick that made him nuke it?
    Hell yeah, man. Jet lag and all.

    By the way, I'm only really online on my phone at the minute and Tapatalk apparently doesn't believe in these visitor message things. If ya need me then a PM or a reply to that thread in the Sound Room that Andrew started wondering where I was. I'm online once or twice a day and I generally just take a quick browse through off topic. Take it easy, yo.
    Haha, cool, man. I'm just glad you liked it. I wasn't sure where the hell it was going. :fing2:

    If you're high enough to appreciate that ****, you might enjoy this too. It was my inspiration for that. And by 'inspiration' I mean I plagiarised the **** out of it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz1nQEQ6UAQ
    ANYWAY, that was like five years ago or whatever. Why am I telling you this? The weirdest ****, man. I was chillin' out, watching this tentacle rape video and I got thinking, man. Those tentacles come from under the sea, right? What's under the sea like? It's ****in' cold, yo. And those chicks are LOVING that ****. That's the secret to getting those chicks squirmin'. Ya gotta freeze the junk! Genius, bro. Anyway, I sure as **** ain't gonna go slamming my dick in the fridge door so I decided to just chill an AIDS band. So I opened the drawer and that same ****in' band is still there! Weird, huh? It was all ****in' tangled up with this dirty old hairband and there's two little bands (too little for this guy, if ya know what I mean) that I don't remember. So I'm cooling that thing down right now, smokin' this doob before a night on the town. Gonna be ****in' WILD, yo!

    Oh, and the drawer is way more organised than I remember it being. Sweet.
    I know what you're thinking, man. "Why's this crazy old fool got an elastic band around his cock?" AmIrite? I'm right. Yo, simple, man. AIDS. You wrap that thing around there tight enough and none of that dirty skank AIDS can get in your dickhole. Not many people know that ****, man. You take that from me as a free tip, yo. Gotta look after your junk, man.

    ANYWAY, I get home and I hear my old bird yelling about some ****, I dunno. Crazy ***** is probably on her rag or some ****. I ain't dealing with that **** so I just take a piss in the kitchen sink. Elastic band still looks good, though. I can reuse that, ya know. I ain't some rich fag or nothin'. I flick it into my dog's eyes a couple times for the lulz and then just toss it in the drawer.
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