Dear Sir or Madame,
It has come to my attention that you would like to become the newest host of "The Well", a series of posts in which you answer questions that the viewing public pitches to you. You don't have to answer every question, but it's all in good fun. So, you simply start a new thread entitled "LXXXVIII: (your subtitle here)" and let the public take their shots. I'll have everything else sorted out.