Agileguy_101

That ain't nuthin', yo, check this. So I'm just this regular ****ing dude right? I park cars for a living down at the casino I got the wife, got the 2.4 kids, got the station wagon and the burning resentment for my life in suburbia, whatever. Regular ****in' ****. Dude's gotta stay sane, though. So every Friday night I go out, smoke a bag of meth or whatever and bang some skank-ass hookers or whatever. Maybe hurl a stray cat in the river. Just good times, yo. So anyway, I'm throwing this random hoe THE DICK and she ****in' passes out or ODs or some ****, I dunno. You believe the cheek of that? Free ride for me, ain't my ****in' problem. I get so ****ed up from the big ol' rock I'm freebasing from the sole of her foot (I love me some feet) that I forget to whip the elastic band off of my cock.

Thanks for the add, man. :beerchug:

Here's a random fun fact for your trouble:

"Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. "

No problem - you're a contributor. This is a great forum, but it wouldn't be without active younger dudes keeping things fresh.

I'm sort of in between the young guys and the old guys (being almost 30) but conversation around here would get mega-stale without the perspective of people born after 1985.

Besides, you seem to have a good head on your shoulders and don't talk out of your ass about things you don't know. I respect that.

Anyway, have a good night man.

Thank you very much. The add was long overdue. You're a cool dude.

:laughing:

Any interest in trading for a mint Boss NS2 noise pedal? Had one come in the shop last week. At least I'm pretty sure that's what it was. If your interested, I'll be there wednesday and can check for sure on the model.

don't say i don't look after ya...

heh, it's actually pretty bad how much they expect out of the sales staff, compared to what we can realistically do. i won't get too into it here, but it's based to closely off of our IPT and PC ratings.

ah, now i actually see. lol front door isn't bad, but it's definitely boring/grating. i usually go talk to whoever's working the front door when i'm not busy, just cuz i know they've got to be bored out of their mind! lol

ah, i see. there's a couple guys like that at our store, but it's not as bad or extreme as your case seemed to be. were you in accessories or guitars? i started in guitars, but now i'm an acc. guy.

damm, dude! that's too bad. fortunately for me, i live literally 5 minutes away from my location:3

lol, late response:lmao: man, i don't even remember. i know i saw you post something about being a broke student, and i thought,"hey, AGG's got a gig at guitar center, doesn't he?"

hey, bro. did you quit GC?

****ING WIN.

I have a purple shirt that says, in big letters -

GET ME A CHICKEN SANDWICH AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES FOR FREE

It's my favorite shirt next to my '94 Soundgarden T-shirt that my friend got me.

Oh, and I figured out the best thing to do high - go to a friend's house to get smoked out, and find out he has a really old Dual Rectifier (before they had switches on the front panel), two 4x12 cabs, and a 7 string. Jam the balls outta that ****.

Best ****ing day man