ANYWAY, that was like five years ago or whatever. Why am I telling you this? The weirdest ****, man. I was chillin' out, watching this tentacle rape video and I got thinking, man. Those tentacles come from under the sea, right? What's under the sea like? It's ****in' cold, yo. And those chicks are LOVING that ****. That's the secret to getting those chicks squirmin'. Ya gotta freeze the junk! Genius, bro. Anyway, I sure as **** ain't gonna go slamming my dick in the fridge door so I decided to just chill an AIDS band. So I opened the drawer and that same ****in' band is still there! Weird, huh? It was all ****in' tangled up with this dirty old hairband and there's two little bands (too little for this guy, if ya know what I mean) that I don't remember. So I'm cooling that thing down right now, smokin' this doob before a night on the town. Gonna be ****in' WILD, yo!
Oh, and the drawer is way more organised than I remember it being. Sweet.