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  • #46
    Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

    Have you ever blown a goat?

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    • #47
      Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

      Have you ever had a goat to blow you?

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      • #48
        Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

        How was it?

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        • #49
          Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

          What does my finger smell like?

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          • #50
            Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

            What is the best way to explain the dead midgets in the rec room?

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            • #51
              Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

              On average, how long does a dog turd stink?

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              • #52
                Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

                Originally posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
                What do you think of John Wayne Gacy?
                He's the guy that taught everyone to fear clowns.

                I've always been curious though.. why is it that infamous people who have the first name of John and middle name Wayne get their full names out there? You never hear John Gacy or John Bobbit.

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                • #53
                  Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

                  Originally posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
                  Have you ever been serviced at truckstop?
                  Nope. Gas and go for me, not gas and ho.

                  Originally posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
                  Do hookers charge more in Michigan because it's colder?
                  Do they charge more in the south because of the lack of teeth?

                  Originally posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
                  What do I have in my pocket?
                  Two older non-state quarters, a sizable lint ball, and your lucky toenail clipping.

                  Originally posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
                  What do you think the rash on my junk might be?
                  Road rash. Quit skateboarding naked.

                  Originally posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
                  Have you ever blown a goat?
                  Truthfully, I don't think I've been any closer to a live goat than about 15 feet. Not a big fan of farms or petting zoos.

                  Originally posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
                  Have you ever had a goat to blow you?
                  See last answer.

                  Originally posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
                  How was it?
                  ...


                  Originally posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
                  What does my finger smell like?

                  A combination of listerine and vaseline. Not sure what you were going for there.


                  Originally posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
                  What is the best way to explain the dead midgets in the rec room?

                  The tossing contest got out of hand.

                  Originally posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
                  On average, how long does a dog turd stink?
                  Depends on the weather. In the winter time, it's usually frozen solid within a few minutes. In spring/summer, it lingers for days.

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                  • #54
                    Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

                    Damm you're good.

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                    • #55
                      Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

                      If I asked you to refinish a guitar for me and it had a neck pickup, would you just fill it and paint it over and send it back to me remaining adamant that my guitar never had a neck pickup?


                      When are you going to get tired of having a bazillion guitars and just settle on a single axe that will make you happy for the rest of your foreseeable life?


                      What started this whole refinishing obsession?

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                      • #56
                        Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

                        Originally posted by ConvoysToNothingness View Post
                        If I asked you to refinish a guitar for me and it had a neck pickup, would you just fill it and paint it over and send it back to me remaining adamant that my guitar never had a neck pickup?
                        No, but I'd put a mattress tag over the neck pickup cavity to see if you'd remove it.

                        When are you going to get tired of having a bazillion guitars and just settle on a single axe that will make you happy for the rest of your foreseeable life?
                        I can't see that happening. Each guitar has it's own strengths.

                        What started this whole refinishing obsession?
                        The first one I tried was an Explorer copy. I wanted a black guitar, it was white. (All of my other guitars were black.)

                        Then getting the first Dean, and just hating the natural finish.

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                        • #57
                          Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

                          If your life and the lives of everyone on earth depended on it, what would you choose to be your only instrument for the rest of your life:

                          a) a violin
                          b) a piano
                          c) a pair of bongos

                          and why?




                          Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?

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                          • #58
                            Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

                            Originally posted by ConvoysToNothingness View Post
                            If your life and the lives of everyone on earth depended on it, what would you choose to be your only instrument for the rest of your life:

                            a) a violin
                            b) a piano
                            c) a pair of bongos

                            and why?
                            Piano. It's got more range.


                            Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?
                            No contest.


                            Director of Arizona Young Voters Initiative

                            https://www.azyoungvoters.org


                            Twitter:
                            @ArizonaVoters

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                            • #59
                              Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

                              WRONG ANSWER!!! It was a trick question!

                              LEMMY IS GOD!!!! (had you ever watched Airheads, you would know this)

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                              • #60
                                Re: The Well LXXXXI: Fall to your knees... and bow to the refinishing lord.

                                seriously though, What's your stance on filesharing, albums being leaked before their release date, and people being able to download albums free of charge?

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