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  • #61
    Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

    Originally posted by GoldenVulture View Post
    Is there any truth in the rumor he was " Spawned of Edith Piaf " ?
    No.

    He was spawned in the back hills along the Oregon/Washington state line. No one is quite sure what he was spawned from, but some say a felonious grizzly bear raped a ground squirrel. Others say he was spit out of the earth and found in a well. Still other say he was spawned from an unlceaned truckstop bathrooms toilet lid through genetic mutation and a petri dish.

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    • #62
      Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

      was bluesbender ever married?
      Originally posted by Gearjoneser
      Put the two together, and make it Kambone.

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      • #63
        Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

        what does bluesbender prefer, paydays or salted nut rolls
        Originally posted by Gearjoneser
        Put the two together, and make it Kambone.

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        • #64
          Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

          Does BluesBendover like jam dohnuts?
          Last edited by GoldenVulture; 02-17-2011, 09:03 AM. Reason: self censoring
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          - http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...?bandID=804435 -
          - https://soundcloud.com/mr-ds-bigband/tracks -

          Warning: May contain traces of NUTS

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          • #65
            Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

            Originally posted by Lucid_Lunatic
            A few times.

            His first wife was a confused transexual (he/it was a butch dyke).
            He was married to a forum member?

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            • #66
              Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

              Looky, Bluesbanned is back!!
              - Tom

              Originally posted by Frankly
              Some people make the wine. Some people drink the wine. And some people sniff the cork and wonder what might have been.
              The Eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn of the Crow.

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              • #67
                Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

                Originally posted by Gearjoneser
                Put the two together, and make it Kambone.

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                • #68
                  Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

                  bluesbend called me this afternoon. He told me he was getting a kick out of this thread.

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                  • #69
                    Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

                    Originally posted by newking70 View Post
                    what does bluesbender prefer, paydays or salted nut rolls
                    He works on salty nut rolls for his payday.

                    Originally posted by GoldenVulture View Post
                    Does BluesBendover like jam dohnuts?
                    No. He prefers jelly.

                    Originally posted by idsnowdog View Post
                    He was married to a forum member?

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                    • #70
                      Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

                      Originally posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
                      He prefers jelly.
                      Does he eat it with his hands?

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                      • #71
                        Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

                        Originally posted by misterwhizzy View Post
                        Does he eat it with his hands?
                        He sucks it straight out of the tube.............

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                        • #72
                          Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

                          Is he the Gremlin?
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                          - http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...?bandID=804435 -
                          - https://soundcloud.com/mr-ds-bigband/tracks -

                          Warning: May contain traces of NUTS

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                          • #73
                            Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

                            Originally posted by GoldenVulture View Post
                            Is he the Gremlin?
                            No, his ears are too short.

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                            • #74
                              Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

                              Originally posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
                              a felonious grizzly bear raped a ground squirrel.
                              lol... Oh my goodness that made me laugh.
                              I LOVE GUNS, ANIMALS, AND PEOPLE GETTING BUTT-HURT.

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                              • #75
                                Re: The Well CXIII: The Wrath of bluesbend

                                Spit or swallow? Standing or on all fours? Does he play the husband or the wife? Any interracial escapades? Horse or Donkey?
                                My Sound Clips

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