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[Kam]

Where would you rather live - Ireland or Canada?

[Dr.K]

Where would you rather live - Ireland or Canada?
I believe I would rather live in Canada. Ireland is a beautiful land but, I'd get claustrophobic on a small island.

[Kam]

Disapproval.

[exnihilo]

If you could go back in time and punch any one person in the face, who would it be?

How many kids do you have?

Who's your favorite?

No, really, they don't come one here, which one is really your favorite?

This Porsche you'd buy, what color?

Favorite fast food joint?

Favorite beer?

cg?

[Dr.K]

Disapproval.

I'm sorry Bro! If you gave me a choice between a quilt top and a flame top and I picked the flame because I dig flame tops that in no way means that I wouldn't enjoy the quilt top, I'd probably love it.

Now if you asked me if I had to live in Ireland would I love it, the answer would be a resounding yes. But, it would take me some time to get used to it. I have quite a bit of hearing loss and it would take me some time to figure out what everyone was saying. lol

[Dr.K]

If you could go back in time and punch any one person in the face, who would it be?

How many kids do you have?

Who's your favorite?

No, really, they don't come one here, which one is really your favorite?

This Porsche you'd buy, what color?

Favorite fast food joint?

Favorite beer?

cg?

I'm going to catch these in the morning when I have some more time.

[firebirdV]

Here's one for ya

[The Dali]

Truck, sedan, coupe, or minivan?

The average amount of time you spend online?

Do you read? What types of books do you like?

Have you played your guitar out in front of people?

Your favorite guitar?

[Dr.K]

If you could go back in time and punch any one person in the face, who would it be? If it was going back in any time, I'd want to punch Josef Stalin, the dude was a plague to mankind. If it was just going back in my time, I think I'd have to say Mr. Hornbostle. He was my eighth grade science teacher and for some reason that dude hated me. He would blame me for everything that went wrong in that class. I think I spent more time in the Dean's office during that class than in the class.

How many kids do you have? Enough.


Who's your favorite? I love all of my kids man, they are all really good kids and they each have their own strengths and weaknesses. They really are each totally cool in their own way.

No, really, they don't come one here, which one is really your favorite? No


This Porsche you'd buy, what color? White with blacked out windows, blacked out wheels, and buckskin leather interior.

Favorite fast food joint? Any.

Favorite beer? Rootbeer! I quit drinkin' 20 years ago, and I never looked back. One time I went out partying and these chicks dropped me off at home. I passed out on the lawn and the next morning my stepdad turned the spinklers on me, I jumped up still ripped and passed back out in the courtyard of our house. My mom went and got me a blanket because I was laying there freezin my @$$ off. I bet my stepdad was laughing the whole time, he's a pretty funny dude.

The last time I had a drink was Jan. 7th 1991. I was at my uncles B-day party, he owns a bar, and we were drinkin' Crown Royal and Coke with shots of Jägermeister. I was never really much of a drinker. I was so far gone by the time I got home I literally crawled into the house. I got into the bathroom and I sat there and puked my guts out all over the floor. I never even thought about lifting the toilet lid. It looked and felt like I puked up five gallons. I had a hangover for two days. That was also the last day I smoked the stuff. That was one of the worst and best days of my life, all in the same day.


cg? I have no idea what cg means?

[Dr.K]

Here's one for ya

Thankfully it's never happened to me.

[Bones]

If you had to have a gay encounter with Sam Elliott or Tom Selleck, who would it be and why?

Top 5 most attractive females on your list (if you weren't married)

What are you favorite pizza toppings?

Favorite sandwich?

Favorite College football team?

Favorite dictator of all time?

[Dr.K]

Truck, sedan, coupe, or minivan? Toyota Tacoma, two wheel drive with a single cab.

The average amount of time you spend online? Ah man, why did you have to asked this question? I really don't want to have to guess because it makes me feel pretty bad. I'd say six hours a day. Crap, that's way to much time, now I think I need to reevaluate my priorities in life. Some of that time is at work while I'm waiting for programs to load. So, that makes me feel a little better.

Do you read? What types of books do you like? I usually read the classics or self improvement books. Most of my reading is done online, I subscribe to several news letters and really the only one that doesn't have to do with guitars or equipment is The Motley Fool.

Have you played your guitar out in front of people? Just a small group of about ten people that were at my house for a little get together.

Your favorite guitar? One with six strings. I like most of them and really don't have a favorite. I really like the Les Paul and I've played a few. The guitar that I mainly play right now is a LP copy so to speak, a Michael Kelly Patriot Vintage.

[sosomething]

Ever run your car out of gas?

Ever have a moment of true (transcendent) mental clarity?

Ever been completely betrayed out of the blue?

Ever put yourself directly in harm's way to help someone else?

Do you have a favorite TV show?

What's your favorite food?

If you had a good friend who you knew was cheating on his wife, but you didn't really know (or like) the wife, what would you do? What if your friend asked you to cover for him?

Ever served on a jury? Can you tell us about it?

Do you have any quote or passage from a book that means something special to you?

What movie have you seen most-recently that you thought SUCKED, and you would tell your friends to avoid?

What movie have you seen most-recently that you really enjoyed and would recommend to your friends?

Pets? Dogs vs cats?

If you woke up tomorrow with a staggeringly powerful intellect (like an IQ of 400), where would you direct the power of your mind?

[GuitarStv]

You're flying over some distant mountains when your plane goes down. By some fluke of nature all people on the plane survived. Two part question . . . how long do you wait for rescue before resorting to cannibalism, and how do you pick who should be eaten?

Apocalypse comes and you're short on food and trapped in your own neighborhood. Who on your street do you kill and eat first, and why?

You are a master chef working at a busy restaurant but times are tough . . . you don't have enough money to buy meat one day, but you discover that your best waitress has accidentally been locked in the walk-in freezer and frozen to death. What cuts do you take from the carcass, and how do you season/prepare the flesh in order make it tasty enough for your diners that evening not to notice anything's amiss? (Remember, the more dishes you prepare, the less chance that someone will find incriminating body parts in your freezer.)

[Dr.K]

If you had to have a gay encounter with Sam Elliott or Tom Selleck, who would it be and why? Dude! I don't even think about senarios like that I'm 1000% hederosexual.

Top 5 most attractive females on your list (if you weren't married)
1. 25 year old Grace Kelly
2. 25 year old Shania Twain
3. 25 year old Jennifer Aniston
4. Julianne Hough
5. 25 year old Halle Berry (I had a great dream about her once, whoooow!)


What are you favorite pizza toppings? Pepperoni, olives and mushrooms, with extra cheese.

Favorite sandwich? Turkey on sourdough with Pepper Jack Cheese and alfalfa sprouts (no lettuce).

Favorite College football team? Arkansas Razorbacks.

Favorite dictator of all time? Most dictators weren't or aren't benevolent enough for me to have favored any of them. If I had to chose one who may have been a benevolent dictator I quess I'd choose King David form the Bible.

[GuitarStv]

I believe I would rather live in Canada. Ireland is a beautiful land but, I'd get claustrophobic on a small island.

Good choice man . . . Canada has it's own Ireland anyway. We call it Newfoundland.

[Dr.K]

Ever run your car out of gas? Yes. At least I thought so. I went into this little gas station and filled up only to find out something else was wrong. The guy who owned the gas station was really nice and started helping me. Well, my '67 Chevelle had a High Performance engine in it and it wasn't getting gas, so this guy gets a little peanut can with gas in it and he pouring it down the carb as I'm turning it over, The carb backfired and shot a flame out the carb and the guy jumped and splashed the gas all over his arm. He started running across the parking lot waving his arm around and trying to pat it out with his other hand. I'm yellin' at the dude "Roll, Roll, Roll". He finally patted it out and he was burnt pretty bad, the flesh was falling off of his arm, and hand. He called emergency (they didn't have 911 yet, this is about 1986). They came and got him into the amblance and took him away. a couple of weeks later the station closed up and it never reopened. I never got the chance to tell the guys thanks and that I was sorry he got hurt.

Ever have a moment of true (transcendent) mental clarity? Yes.

Ever been completely betrayed out of the blue? Yep! I had a girlfriend of 5 years and we had been through a lot together. Well, one day she dumps me for another guy that was a friend of some mutual friends of ours, we weren't even fighting or anything. If it wasn't for her doing that I would have never met my wife and I wouldn't have the great life I have today. That was the best and worst day of my life.

Ever put yourself directly in harm's way to help someone else? I have never been in a situation that would require it, but I would.

Do you have a favorite TV show? No, not really. I don't watch much TV. I really used to like Still Standing. That show was a freaking riot.

What's your favorite food? Ribeye Steak, nothing else compares. I could eat it every day and night. It doesn't hurt that I have never had bad colesterol. My wife won't let me though so I'm lucky in that respect.

If you had a good friend who you knew was cheating on his wife, but you didn't really know (or like) the wife, what would you do? What if your friend asked you to cover for him? I had that happen.

Ever served on a jury? Can you tell us about it? Yes. I served on a Federal Grand Jury a few years ago. It was a mult-imillion dollar civil case wear the guy was sueing his aunt and the company she owned. He had brought in a big client for her company and he believed that he was a partner in the company with her. He was always paid and W-2'd, not what you get if you're an partner. Well, she got tired of his crap and finally fired him and he wanted half the company. It turned out that during the course of all their dealings that it was discussed that they would partner up. So, it turned out to be a verbal agreement and we ruled in his favor. I'll tell you, I really tried to hold out because the dude had to know he wasn't being paid as a partner but the verbal agreement was what tipped the case and we ruled in his favor. That dude played up to the jury so hard, he was crying about what a hardship it was for him while he was going through this court battle at the same time building himself a multi-million dollar home outside of Pheonix. What a wuss!

Do you have any quote or passage from a book that means something special to you? "Whether you think you can or think you can't you're right". I think it was in the biography of Henry Ford.

What movie have you seen most-recently that you thought SUCKED, and you would tell your friends to avoid? Napoleon Dynamite.

What movie have you seen most-recently that you really enjoyed and would recommend to your friends? I had never seen The Bourne movies untill recently, just about a month ago actually. I thought they were cool, I dig conspiracy movies like that.

Pets? Dogs vs cats? I like them both but, we can't have cats. We have a Staffordshire Bull Terrior, he's the best dog I've ever had. I'd trust him alone for days with a newborn baby, he'd protect the kid. They're nicknamed the Nanny Dog. They are very closely related to Pit Bull Terriors, My dad raised Pits while I was growing up.

If you woke up tomorrow with a staggeringly powerful intellect (like an IQ of 400), where would you direct the power of your mind? Peace on Earth man, Peace on Earth. If everyone on the Earth was honest and had great compasion toward others, this would be the best place ever.

[sosomething]

Great answers... seems like every question prompts a pretty wild story from you. This is shaping up to be one of the best Wells we've had in some time.

[dd12939]

Have you ever been to the symphony? Opera?

Do you enjoy jazz? If so, what's your favorite?

Do you like to cook? Any personal specialties?

Is arts education important?

[Dr.K]

What is it with you and this fetish for eating people? Are these this some kind of psych exam questions used to ascertain the mental stability of the testee?


You're flying over some distant mountains when your plane goes down. By some fluke of nature all people on the plane survived. Two part question . . . how long do you wait for rescue before resorting to cannibalism, and how do you pick who should be eaten? I'd have to be so starving that I became irrational. We'd pick the ones who died first. It would most likely be a woman and I'd fight for the labia because those that I've had tasted great.

Apocalypse comes and you're short on food and trapped in your own neighborhood. Who on your street do you kill and eat first, and why? Again, I'd have to be totally irrational. My next door neighbor. He's been corn fed and there's a lot of him to go around. Aside from that, him and I have had our differences.

You are a master chef working at a busy restaurant but times are tough . . . you don't have enough money to buy meat one day, but you discover that your best waitress has accidentally been locked in the walk-in freezer and frozen to death. What cuts do you take from the carcass, and how do you season/prepare the flesh in order make it tasty enough for your diners that evening not to notice anything's amiss? (Remember, the more dishes you prepare, the less chance that someone will find incriminating body parts in your freezer.) Once more, I'd have to be in some state of delusion. I'd take the labia for myself those are quite the delicacy. The only way to completely utilise everything would be to make a stew with plenty of onions and garlic. Then the usual potatoes, carrots, celery ect. The bones would be given to the local dog kennel for the resident animals.