The (Unholy) Well CXX

[WITH FULL DISTORTION]

Heya. Q: )
Im here to answer 99,9 % of the questions
Then ****ing GO!!!!!

You can start with the Impressions that people have of me.
Q: )
Go go go
IM excited to this WELL
i would love to title that The Well DCLXVI ahahahaha But i think its not possible.
JP
Cheers

[Bones]

F'ing hails *****, no questions here.

[grumptruck]

Take a few minutes to reflect on how awesome I am.

In a paragraph: tell me how awesome do you think I am, If you don't think I am awesome; Tell me why you think I am not awesome.

No middle grounds this evening for you.

Yes I am being an attention whore.

[Left_Hand_Strat]

when did you start playing?

what was your first guitar?

do you still own the guitar?

[Kam]

Seriously though, how awesome is Grumptruck?

[jcthejester13]

Why would you ruin the standard "The Well ___: (Insert title)" theme?

[grumptruck]

Favorite bands:

Coffee or Tea:

If you like Coffee; Do you like it like a man (black) or like a freaking dagum sissy (sugar/milk/creamer):

Progressive Metal or Technical metal?

Ibanez or Jackson?

Scooped mids or boosted mids?

Mesa or marshall?

Dream Theater, Symphony X, or both are gay?

How many close friends do you have? (close friends = would let in ur house with ur wife alone)

[grumptruck]

Judas Priest, or Iron Maiden?

Favorite Drummer?

Favorite Guitarist?

Biggest influence on your life?

Favorite sauce?

How do you like ur burgers?

Steak or chicken?

Goku Vs. Superman; Who would win?

What do you look for in a palm muted x5 chord sound? X is equal to what ever tuning ur in.

What American Metal bands do you like?

What do you think of guys in black eyeliner and nail polish?

Tim Yueng or Flo Mounier?

Richard Christy or Pete Sandoval (90's)?

Metal Bassists: Pick or no?

Yngwie Malmsteen: Guitar God or tool?

Given your close haircut on ur profile... Do you think long haired rockers are somewhat effeminate given that you don't have flowing locks of Odinson?

What do you think about Capos?

What type of sound do you go for when you are going into world domination mode on guitar?

[grumptruck]

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[sosomething]

HOW HARD IS TOO ****ING HARD???

yyyeeaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sosomething]

Ease up, grumps

Let WFD have is well



You freakin' narcissist

[grumptruck]

train!!!

[grumptruck]

Take a few minutes to reflect on how awesome I am.

In a paragraph: tell me how awesome do you think I am, If you don't think I am awesome; Tell me why you think I am not awesome.

No middle grounds this evening for you.

Yes I am being an attention whore.

Jesus I am either completely awesome or he's about to rip me a new one.

[Bones]

Is it John Paul, Jon Po? I forgot JP. I don't get on Yahoo! IM anymore.

[Dirtbagg]

Are you Full distortion or 99% distortion?

What do you do for a living?

[Dr.K]

Is it true that your cars have to be in excellent condition including the bodywork, in order to be licenced?

How fast have you driven on the Autobahn?

What do you drive?

Did I mention that my dream car is a Porsche GT3.

How do you Germans pronounce Porsce?

Is it Porsh-uh or just Porsh.

Here in the states most people say Porsh and I have always considered that the proper pronunciation is Porsh-uh.

[TheLivingDead]

Which would you rather ****?

Kate Beckinsale but every 30 seconds she turns into 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger for 2 seconds.

OR

Anne Hathaway but every 20 seconds she turns into 2009 Rip Torn for 1 second.

Let me help you visualize this.

OR

And yes you must choose one and YES you must go into (great) detail why.

[TheProphet]

Top 5 movies?

Ideal pizza?

How do you eat an oreo cookie?

Say you win $10 million in the lottery, what are the first 5 things you do?

As far as your rig is concerned, describe your favorite sound that you get from it.

Favorite drink?

If you were given an unlimited budget to go on holiday, but could only go to one place, where would you go?

Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

Which famous guitarists/musicians dead or alive would you like to jam with?

Who are your biggest inspirations?

If you endured a plane crash and the other survivors were Lucid, GuitarStv, Jolly, KRS, Scott_F, Simon_F, and Aceman ... what would happen?

Favorite:
- Muscle Car
- Military Plane
- Locomotive
- Sea fairing vehicle
- Sport to play or watch

What brought you to the forum?

[Kam]

That's a ****in' brutal question, man. Thank Christ you didn't ask that in my Well.

[Aceman]

Ace Gene Peter or Paul?

What is the origin of F'ng HAILS! Particulalrly the HAILS portion.

How do you feel about the current state of metal and it's future directions.

Favorite Pizza topping

One Duncan pup for the rest of F'ing forever in your guitars - which one?

One Duncan Donut for the rest of your life - what flavor?

Tatted skanks or Pristine clean?