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WRONG! That just means you're nuts too.
Probably you already know this but waterspouts are basically wussy tornadoes, and by meterological classification not techincally tornadoes at all because they're not associated with supercell t-storms, or often any kind of t-storm at all. They're rarely anywhere near as violent but they still look pretty cool anyway.
On the other hand, an actual legit slam-bang trailer-park hunting tornado that goes over water is still a tornado and not a waterspout. And on top of that, there's also what they call "landspouts" which is a waterspout the forms on land and is every bit the wuss-nado that the waterspout is. So it can get a little confusing for the uninitiated.
It really would be a hoot to go on one of those tours though. I'm from NC and live in LA and I have to explain to folks out here that "you have no weather here". What qualifies as a thunderstorm in LA has maybe 3 rolls of thunder if you're lucky and done. I'm dying for some action and I get really jealous of the folks in the Antelope Valley (about 50 miles north) because they get some pretty respectable looking thunderheads marching across the Valley that you can see all the way from here but never come anywhere near us. Like watching a pretty girl go by that you know will never have anything to do with you...(sob, sniff)...
Like I said, nuts...