W.F. Distortion, you gotta try my idea. Since Duncan may not create a pickup set for you called the F'in Hails Rails, you need to create it for yourself. TWO Dimebuckers!
A crushing bridge pickup and powerful and unholy sustain out of your neck Dimebucker! The worst thing that can happen is that you don't like the Dime in the neck position, then you can easily trade it for a 59N, or something.