FS/FT: Anxiety Disorder

sosomething

sosomething

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FS / FT: One mild to moderate anxiety disorder

Comes complete with a semi-effective prescription to selective neural re-uptake inhibitor and carrying case.

Good for waking up at 4:00 am with phantom chest pain and/or debilitating anxiety coupled with a total inability to fall back asleep.

If you can add cash to the deal I'll even throw in a creeping miasmatic feeling of deeply bubbling impending doom and dread.

I really prefer to deal with forum bros, but if this doesn't go within a few days I'm taking it to the 'Bay.

Make me an offer.
 
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I appreciate the thought anyway, and thanks for the bump!

You sure you couldn't use another one, though? Given the unreliable nature of your typical anxiety disorder, it's probably wise to have a back-up.

I've been trying to bond with mine for a while now but the honeymoon is over, the veil is off, and I've decided it's just not for me and I'd like to be rid of it.
 
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I always wanted an inferiority complex... but I never thought I deserved one :(
 
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krankguitarist said:
I could trade ya some major depressive disorder comorbid with alcoholism. How's that sound?
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If the OP doesnt want those,
would you consider breaking up the pair ? Im good with the alcholism already. What are you asking? Ive got a case of insomnia id be willing ot part with.
 
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id love to buy that off of you, but what if i get terribly paranoid and anxious about you knowing what my address is?

or, ive got some OCD seeds i could trade you, all you have to do is plant them, water on a basic schedule, and boom--- you'll lose that care-free attitude right away :)
 
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man, somebody needs to jump on this, that's a great deal... I'd be on it, but the wife'd kill me if there was another complex in the house! Good luck on the sale though
 
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jerryjg said:
If the OP doesnt want those,
would you consider breaking up the pair ? Im good with the alcholism already. What are you asking? Ive got a case of insomnia id be willing ot part with.
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Oh sheesh, we all know that insomnia is a symptom of a larger problem rather than a disorder in and of itself. You're holding out on me...what else you got?
 
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joelap said:
I got worms.
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Sorry, not in the market for worms.

No need.

One morning I actually convinced myself I had them already.

That's added value right there, folks. You don't even need real worms - a good panic attack upon waking can take care of that too.

True story.

Think of it like "affliction modeling." Somebody call Line6.

Still taking offers - the OCD and depression are tempting though.
 
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how about a mild to moderate bipolar disorder with a moderate to strong case of ADD. i'll even throw in a mild addiction to pot if you want it
 
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cream123 said:
how about a mild to moderate bipolar disorder with a moderate to strong case of ADD. i'll even throw in a mild addiction to pot if you want it
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My generation had the ADD market cornered before the first '90s kid got dosed for bipolar disorder. The tail end of Gen-X was so inundated with that stuff that we don't even consider it a disorder anymore - it's more of a "perpetual calorie-burning augmentation." :)

And pot isn't addictive. Laziness and a lack of motivation are habit-forming. The pot just makes it easier to accept.

All that said, I'll take the whole shebang in trade if you can throw in some Rx that doesn't make my brain feel hot.
 
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sosomething said:
My generation had the ADD market cornered before the first '90s kid got dosed for bipolar disorder. The tail end of Gen-X was so inundated with that stuff that we don't even consider it a disorder anymore - it's more of a "perpetual calorie-burning augmentation." :)

And pot isn't addictive. Laziness and a lack of motivation are habit-forming. The pot just makes it easier to accept.

All that said, I'll take the whole shebang in trade if you can throw in some Rx that doesn't make my brain feel hot.
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well i meant more tha the feeling... alright i'm gonna get high. like a social kinda feel. like you are addicted to the experience so yeah i guess your description is acurate and what i meant.

so how about a side of laziness...


how does a couple of bottles of 25 Mg extended release adderall sound?
 
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This is sounding more and more like a good trade.

I'm still entertaining other offers, but send me a PM...
 
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yeah...if you live in a college town, you can get 15 bucks a pill around finals...easy


not that....i'm dealing....or anything
 
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cream123 said:
i'd call it an excellent trade....
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Don't forget what you get in return! Panic attacks! Mysterious chest pain that comes and goes! Heart palpitations! Paranoia! Hypochondria! All this, and a snazzy prescription to either Paxil or Lexapro (I suggest the Lexapro - paxil is like cutting a pizza with a jackhammer) with a side-order of Protonix to treat the chronic acid reflux caused by all the stress.

It's a real package deal.

I don't know what any of that would get you on the streets but it's a great topic of conversation any time you want to annoy your loved ones or creep out strangers and loose acquaintances.
 
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