The TLDR synopsis of what's below:
Masta' C was a little rude and out of line. I am going to give him a talking to. I am not any better than he is, but at least he will know how he affected others ( not just me ). Throwing shade and being rude isn't nice, and this is how it feels..... if you continue to read.
So you're telling me that an ACTUAL audio engineer isn't someone who gets paid for a living, as in it's the only thing they do to make money, doing sound for bands, putting multi-million dollar PA systems up in the sky, tuning them, and running them for names you have heard of? So what does that make me? Are you an ACTUAL musician, or do you just play as one on the weekends? Catch my drift... To be clear. Not saying, just saying. Sorry I spent 20 years trying to make a musician's life better. I didn't contribute ANY amount of scientific knowledge to anything I have ever done and got paid to do so... I have also been a musician ( err, guit-fiddler ) for 27+ years, I don't know crap about anything. I don't carry conversations with people, giving input and thought about solutions and idea's that they can then integrate, design, and introduce to the masses in products ACTUAL Audio Engineers buy. Oh wait, I do that. I just sent a video today explaining and clarifying a concept for a guy who designs stuff for EAW and Powersoft amplification. I am presenting ideas to a guy who has invented countless solutions that sound guys use every day, has done sound for countless numbers of bands that you possibly worship, and also holds several patents, and will create several more. I am just some pee-on though.
I said very clearly, I don't have time for whack-a-mole all the time. A beam blocker, a diffuser, or an asshole farting the national anthem, I have to put a mic in front of it and get a result right now. Not when I figure out how to backwards engineer a product, or plug my nose and still have both hands available. I don't often get the luxury of TIME to figure that out. Especially if it is behind a speaker grill and can't see it clearly. I also said that in live sound ( an actual job where people get paid as professionals to do something that no ACTUAL engineering degree exists, yet are still considered after some point to be an engineer), most everything is a COMPROMISE. As in what you do to fix X problem, could create another problem.
Audio is 90% physics and 10% art. There is no such thing as an Audio Engineering degree. You can be an Acoustitician, which there is a degree for ( basically a physics degree ), you can also get a degree in Physics, but you will only touch the surface of the art of ACTUALLY doing/mixing audio/sound. Most Acoustiticians and Physicists, don't ACTUALLY do sound, they help solve other problems related to it. Why is that? Because most Acousticians and Physicists that have an innate knowledge of sound can't actually run a mixing desk, let alone mix a band. Most people with those degrees, can't put a multi-million dollar PA in the sky and actually run it. They are really good at designing solutions to audio problems though. Some even make money doing it, by selling you a foam donut... I said in an earlier post you can stick a piece of wood in front of your guitar cab and produce results, I'm an F-N engineer now! It isn't that they are incapable, it is that they have EARNED a degree in science, and tend to stick to doing things that pay them for that knowledge. You don't start as a " sound guy " for Tool or Metallica and then decide to go get a degree in physics to never mix a band again. Being a sound engineer requires a VERY high level of knowledge that goes well beyond just science. Audio guy's have to know how to run sophisticated data networks, how to network, optimize and run wireless audio ( RF ) systems, how to operate sophisticated PA systems prediction software, and how to set up and operate audio consoles that most people couldn't even figure out how to unmute a channel on. On top of that, you have to know how to read schematics and blueprints, know the laws of rigging and flying stuff in the sky, you also have to know a fair amount about electrical power and what your PA's demands are, how to connect your power distribution systems to a generator or other power supply, and on top of all that, you actually have to know how to mix a band, which then means yet another set of skills in how compressors, limiters, gates, EQ, software plugins and a multitude of mixers and their implementations of each of those functions work. And we haven't even touched the surface on the level of physics knowledge you must have in order to do a lot of those different tasks, design the PA you're going to use, how to tune it, the software you will use to help tune it and still have half a soul left to be a personable human being that can get along with people after spending 12 hours in airports and on flights to arrive at 6 am. the next morning to do all those tasks mentioned above, take it all down, and be on another flight the next morning at 6 am. to do it all over again... If you have ever wondered why " Sound Engineer's " are so moody, it's because someone like you comes along and says " an actual engineer " and my opinion is just as empirical and valid.......... FFS. Go to a donkey show and get a sense of humor.
Just because some asshole on the interwebs says he isn't fond of gimmicky, weird, or even useful problem solutions, doesn't mean they aren't credible, or hold a degree. You ASSumed I don't have an Engineering degree... Even If I don't, that doesn't make you less of a twat for demeaning mine or others' integrity, credibility, or right to THINK. What you're really saying is that ANY musician that carries an opinion of sound, has ZERO credibility, or right to say anything about it because they are not a sound ANYTHING and have no real input that will change the outcome. Get back on the stage, play the guitar and quit bugging me for more 250hz in your monitor... Musician.
So to be even more clear, You ( Masta' C ) made me upset ( and no I don't have feelers and I'm not a snowflake, I'm 42; I have my Balls and Testosterone still ), and you were a D word of many varieties.
I THINK. I THINK. I THINK. I THINK. Read that to yourself a thousand times. I THINK you should get off Jay Mitchell's D.....onut, and let others THINK freely. Certainly don't undermine them and throw shade with the crap you just said. " An ACTUAL audio engineer ".....
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You wouldn't know I was a sound engineer/ " sound guy " or not anyway, but that doesn't excuse you from being an undermining jerk saying things the way you did. Just state the facts, minus the tongue-in-cheek slights and throwing of shade.
I wish you well, but damn you pissed me off with that. Good day sir
