Re: telecaster
Telecasters are THE most versatile instrument made. Name me a style of electric music and I can name you players that use them for that. They're great for jazz, rock, blues, country, and just about anything in between. I'm not an avid fan of them, and have a self proclaimed love / hate relationship with mine, but would you like to guess which guitar goes with me to EVERY job I do? If you guessed the Tele, you are correct.
As to their feel, they're kind of a chunky feeling instrument. Every guitar I play feels "small" compared to the Bastardcaster. As to their sound, I think they sound like a Strat on steroids, a Showmaster with hair on its chest. Ballsy, full bodied tone. Plug it in and it's there.