the most entertaining harmony central review .. ever

zak

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I was just looking up the voodoo labs tremolo on harmony central, and came across this from a Japanese guy. Brilliant!

Price Paid: 15,110 (Yen)
Ease of Use: 10
As for this pedal, you use easy in the same way as of the
youth! Boom boom! Exactly! If it grasps that, it departs! This kicks hard my donkey with the side page!


Sound Quality: 10
This is the baddest pedal which the Japanese ear occurrences
has experienced directly! When inserting plug, my Dumble of
this bad boy first, for the thumb of my foot you shot straightly
with my boot! I get off most all night that while performing the guitar where I am
splendid! And how player I? It is difficult to believe! But
concerning my limitless talent, sufficient! I should express this
pedal, because of the cat, this knows! Concerning the gear which is not concerning me! That kicks the principal quantity of the donkey! Seriously! There is no I, it is it
was every! These kicking of the baby is bought, if it goes, the beautiful impulse salivates which is with the moisture where that is large! Being my condition of the bad donkey description, it should relate perhaps! It inhales my England greatly, in regard to finishing, but you turn off this small black box! That is the female dog whose profit is hot! It is that here! Boom! Storing the retention of sibling!My world is shaken!

Reliability: 10
The brake it is applied to bad boy exceeding the fact that, taste the pedal! This monster, Godzilla could not be damaged, it is! The bad donkey, how you know the
evidence! The United States! The United States!


Customer Support: 10
I bet the fact that it bends in opposite direction in order because
there is cheerful love to service in the guy of the factory!


Overall Rating: 10
This splendid device, it is hard like my personality! Go! Shopping long search comes to beautiful end! As the girl virginal that is young, this pedal is loved! Wow! Even number even number! The string went away from the terminal! Cheerfulness for superexpress! For the second, I am not very good with writing English, but you really can obtain I like this pedal in thought!

Submitted by Beat Kikujiro at 12/23/2004 15:06
 
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I would call that just plain hard to read. I didn't get past the fourth line.
 
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sorry, i guess i just have a bizarre sense of humour, but i thought sentences like:
This monster, Godzilla could not be damaged, it is!
were quite a good way for a japanese guy with bad english to get across the pedals reliability.
i'll shut up from now on
 
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Reads as if he used the translation tools on Google.
I translated his text to German, and then from German back to English:

Price paid: (Yen) user friendliness 15.110: 10 which this pedal concerns, you uses simple exactly the same as from the youth! Boom boom! Exactly! If it ranges, which, it leaves! This steps means strong donkeys with the lateral side!

Sound quality: 10 this is baddest pedal, which experienced the Japanese ear occurrence directly! If first plug, my Dumble of this bad boy, because the thumb of my foot are used, which you shot straight with my loading! I leave from most all night, which when accomplishing the Guitarre, in which I am wonderful! And how player I? To believe is difficult! But, concerning my boundless talent, sufficient! I should this pedal, because of which cat, express this white! Regarding the gear wheel, which does not concern me! This impacts the main quantity of the donkey! Seriously! There is no I, it is it was everyone! This stepping the baby, if it goes, the beautiful Antriebsalivates is bought, which is with the humidity, in which those is large! Being my condition of the bad description of donkey, should possibly refer it! It inhaliert my England largely, regarding the manufacturing, but you turn away this small black box! That is the female dog its profit is hot! It is that here! Boom! The storage of holding back sibling!My the world is shaken!

Reliability: 10 the brake it is used at the bad boy, exceeding this fact, tastes the pedal! These monsters, Godzilla could not be damaged, it is! The bad donkey, how you know the proof! The United States! The United States!

Customer service: 10 bet I the fact, which bends it in opposite direction in order, because there is the friendly love instandzuhaltene in the cord of the factory!

Entire evaluation: 10 this wonderful device, it is hard like my condition! Go! Long search of the purchase comes to the beautiful end! When the Maedchenvirginal, which is young, is this pedal loved! Wows! Straight number of the straight number! The character string went away from the connection! Cheerfulness for superexpress! For the second I am not very good with letter English, but you can like to really receive me this pedal in the thought!

Submitted by impact Kikujiro with 12/23/2004 15:06
 
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Crack smokin Jap!!!
 
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I think you've been had ...


It's a joke review people. I'm pretty certain of it.
 
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zak said:
the most entertaining harmony central review .. ever

The most entertaining reviews ever would be Rip Glitter's.
 
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You know those translation programs can do some awfully unusual things to a language can't they?
 
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I'm thinking...

'That kicks the principal quantity of the donkey!'

Translates to:

'It kicks ass'
 
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My vote still goes to either the 5150 review with the kid who thinks he is metal, and the Tom Delonge Strat.
 
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I found the review rather educational. Probably because I speak fluent 'tard.

I especially like these lines: This splendid device, it is hard like my personality! As the girl virginal that is young, this pedal is loved!
 
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Yeah, one translator I went to converted an English 'corn on the cob' to German and back to English and it turned out to be 'corn in the butt'.
 
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It reads like something Yoda could've written ;)
 
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HAHAHA I LOVE THIS THREAD!

best lines...

I found the review rather educational. Probably because I speak fluent 'tard.

I get off most all night

These kicking of the baby is bought

the beautiful impulse salivates which is with the moisture where that is large

It inhales my England greatly

That is the female dog whose profit is hot!

there is cheerful love to service the guy of the factory

yeah, i have a sick mind, but think about how england is shaped
 
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I aporogize, preez! Engrish is my second ranguage!!!
 
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