The Well Infinitium: Frito's Better Half

[dr. ad]

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As for bouncer stories, there's the one where the guy was covered in blood, surprised I asked what happened. He looked a me and says "she was on her ****in' period, man!".

There's the time where the russian guy I tossed out demanded payment for his blood because he caught his elbow on the door hinge when I pushed him out.

The guy who's eyeball popped out of it's socket because he was blindsided by a redneck.

One of my waitresses was dropped acid into her drink by some scumbag, and she wound up loosing it and stripping naked in the club while running around screaming.

The time a gang fight broke out between 20 or so black guys, one left comatose in the parking lot, a female bartender with a broken nose, me with two broken knuckles, and 17 arrests.

The time Scott showed up at the front door and I was too wired to make the most of it.

Then there's the stories from my short (2 month) stint at a swingers club, but those would surely get me banninated.

I could tell stories, or I could tell you what it's like from the other side. Your choice, or take your pick of what story you'd like to hear.

far out, that's pretty hectic

so you can look after yourself pretty well then? ; ]
a good thing, from the sound of it...

 

[Redmist]

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Most bouncers over here are fairly sound these days, but there was this one time, about 15 years ago, when a bouncer threw me head first down a flight of stairs at the end of the night. I was both ill from man flu and drunk, and probably over lippy - but still he was very out of order. The other bouncer at the time even insisted that I report him.

Have you encountered any colleagues who are a bit heavy-handed?

 

[beandip]

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I've only worked with one guy who let his emotions run wild. It's a job where you're constantly going to be mentally and physically stressed, and it's not for everyone.

The fella I worked with lost his cool a few too many times, and I had many reports that he was the one to throw the first swing. He lasted about 2 weeks in a packed night club.

Speaking of which, I opened up a new night club last night, and it was quite possibly the best grand opening I've ever been a apart of. Max cap. is 1020 and we had a few over 900.

 

[everdrone]

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I saw you writing about Dallas from your experiences in the Texas thread a week ago. Im prolly movin to Dallas in a month for work. Where are the good clubs/bars in the Dallas/Fortworth area?

They're all over man! It really depends on what you're in to, and what you're going for.

There's Key's Lounge, Hat Tricks, Hot Shot's, Rockin' Rodeo, Electric Cowboy (where I work), and literally thousands others. If you let me know what area of the D/FW metroplex you'll be in, I can let you know some places to check out.

very cool bro. Im moving to DFW in a week or two - I wanna move to a place where the jobs are plentiful and the rent is low haha so I have alot of lookin to do, definitely want to be close to some cool bars/clubs like the ones you listed, cheers

 

[cream123]

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where did you learn latin? you used an accusative form of infinity without a preposition such as ad to make it mean motion towards. right now you have a direct object with now subject or verb!!! bad beandip, bad!

 

[beandip]

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where did you learn latin? you used an accusative form of infinity without a preposition such as ad to make it mean motion towards. right now you have a direct object with now subject or verb!!! bad beandip, bad!

I never learned Latin. I just know the word. But thanks for making me look like a dumbass

 

[cream123]

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I never learned Latin. I just know the word. But thanks for making me look like a dumbass

lol. the phrase would be better put as "ad infinitium". or "in infinitium."

meaning, to infinity or into infinity

 

[cream123]

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ok, I lied. I asumed it was 2nd decl, turn out its 3rd. which would make it plural genitive. you said the well of the infinities. it would be better put in singular...puteus infinitionis

meaning....the well of infinity

 

[beandip]

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Let's go ahead and pass this torch onto someone else a tad more interesting, shall we?

 

[BigJoe77]

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I don't think it's a lack of "interesting" that's keeping this one a bit slower than normal.

I think it's more that you have been so open at so many other points that there's less to ask that isn't already out there.

 

[Ninja Monkey]

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So who ya gonna "wellify"?

 

[beandip]

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Was waiting on someone to pop up who wanted it

 

[beandip]

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You tell me

 

[newking70]

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JohnJohn

 

[beandip]

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JohnJohn it is.