Maybe something like this:
OMG. It looks like Liberace reincarnated. Ever consider an LP?
I'm with Blueman, that thing is a horrendous colour.
Let me rephrase the question.
How do I hide an orange sparkle guitar from the wife?
I bought it at lunch. The orange sparkle speaks to me in a cheesy 1970's muscle car kinda way. I couldn't resist it. I've only played it briefly but so far I'm really diggin' the jangly, vintagey, noisy single coil vibe. Pics and more info to come after I get a moment or two with it.
If you're worried about the "manliness" of the finish on your guitar, you've got bigger issues than this forum can adress.