ratherdashing
Kablamminator
Okay, here's the challenge: you have a Les Paul with two four-conductor humbuckers, a switch (what kind is up to you), and four knobs (push-pull is up to you). Describe to me the most inventive wiring scheme you can come up with given those limits. Bonus points if you attach a diagram, and super bonus points if it actually works 
Have at 'er!
Have at 'er!