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  • She shall be called….the SleazeMachine! (80’s Build Content)

    This parts build is gonna be epically ridiculous, cheesy, sexy, and therefore awesomely awesome!! Or should I say, tubular!!

    The Thriller crew, the girls with long legs & burgundy lips, the Down Boys and the lovers livin’ with radar phones alike have all been Livin’ on a Prayer in the jungle (where it gets worse everyday) for so long, it’s like they’re in Jumanji — waiting for the right person to roll the dice.

    But! If you build it, they will come — all dolled up and dancing down on Sunset Strip. And when they arrive, you’ll be like “omg I Remember You!”

    Her tone, full of raunch and so sticky sweet — from her head to her feet — will taste so good it’ll make a grown man cry! So smitten, you’ll most certainly wonder “Is This Love?”

    Better not EVER sell her though, because You Don’t Know What You Got (Til It’s Gone)!

    ps: Don’t forget to bring 4-5 bottles of Aqua Net to the party!

    #pinkguitarsftw #doyoueven80sbro?


    1989 (my birth year!) USA Peavey Tracer body; probably poplar. Mint condition, got it as seen below for a steal.

    Will update the remaining specs as they arrive!

    A little mystery gives me a chub.


  • #2
    Perfect for Acebob.
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    • #3
      I like it. It burns my eyes, but I like it.

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      • #4
        Holy cannolis...
        . It looks like an Easter egg

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        • #5
          Cadbury, is that you? Thanks Easter Bunny, Bock Bock. Looks like a fun project.

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          • #6
            I like the understated look you're going for.
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            • #7
              HS setup. Don't see those too often. Can't see much of anything after looking at that thing though.
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              • #8
                If you wanna give it some extra 80's vibe, see if you can score some "Knobeez" pot knobs in neon green or pink. They started in the 80's (have a few myself):

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                • #9
                  You tasteless allusion to 80s rock songs makes me cringe; not to mention the paint splattered finish looking like it were a leftover mess of a two-year old's drinking binge.

                  You are damn right, this IS the most ridiculous thread of 2021.

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                  • #10
                    Is that piece if poplar heavy? I have a poplar Ernie Ball that is pretty heavy for its size, but I've also held pieces that were much lighter.
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                    • #11
                      My first gut reaction was..."Oh no!!! Not another EVH type paint job!!". But then I noticed the yellow off-angle stripe on the lower horn... you'll have to excuse me now, I have to empty my gut in the toilet.

                      I do, however, like the bright red color.
                      Last edited by GuitarDoc; 01-07-2022, 09:21 AM.
                      Originally Posted by IanBallard
                      Rule of thumb... the more pot you have, the better your tone.

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                      • #12
                        Needs an alt 8!
                        https://open.spotify.com/artist/7e2g...TLy6SQH5nk44wA

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                        • #13
                          An '80s Kahler trem is a must in there.

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                          • #14
                            That is pure glam or party rock, not sleazy at all IMO.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by dave74 View Post
                              That is pure glam or party rock, not sleazy at all IMO.
                              Agreed. This looks a lot more like Paul Gilbert or Poison than, say, Guns N' Roses or Skid Row. That said, I think it looks great. It is screaming for a Floyd Rose, but no matter what you do it is going to be a sweet axe.

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