Pre-loaded pickguard, anyone? ($25)

[ArtieToo]

I know everyone's seen stuff like this before, but this one made me laugh. Let's see . . . you get three humbuckers, (two "lil" ones), 3 pots, 3 toggle switches, a kill switch, a 5-way, and all pre-wired on a pickguard. For $25. Makes you wonder.

https://www.amazon.com/Humbucker-Pickguard-Singlecut-Scratchplate-Hand-Black-Black/dp/B0CFL9B4QJ/ref=sr_1_16?c=ts&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.4UVQPrHLiLG1KXIBtfsrdUngMPpHUflJg0_UlabM2ufSlL5vTVGpXACk7UvnvSwfDK0jK6XlzYEBpWMkWN44uhc35TZoB3ea5Bghas--Qk4yZumJER3kULzxmUeOnSgN0rMrjiPkf5iSks9YOex3xY_9x6zv6qRLnrucdPOgg9ESsVsl6HbiVWyI2xnrY20enhj5LtQyhPSjNf770cCI53nn6O2re-3vFiDUAfMPFTuMBxN6CZutPhd38-G4bM5YDqZc2NsNuLo_3AkpDsBMdvSQTZLZ5CDrrweGFeBNmwQ.Ap8ifvwF3GltphkNQroC2MdSG8VJAeCOMx2E8nwXtUk&dib_tag=se&keywords=Electric%2BGuitar%2BPick%2BGuards&qid=1711497856&s=musical-instruments&sr=1-16&ts_id=11968561&th=1

[Securb]

The kill switch is killing me. I almost want to buy it just to hear it

[donaldr]

Single-coil size humbuckers in Zebra, never seen that. Worth the price alone!

[ArtieToo]

Single-coil size humbuckers in Zebra, never seen that. Worth the price alone!

I didn't even notice that. I wonder if Seymour could do that as a Shop Floor Custom?

[beaubrummels]

Comes with an 11-piece screw, free

[ArtieToo]

And I love some of the translations:

There are many styles of ST guitars on the market. The fixing holes on the panel may not be completely overlapped. Just lock them directly on the panel, which will not affect the use. If you mind, please consider carefully.

[Seashore]

Comes with an 11-piece screw, free

Rats, my wife wouldn't let me bring it into the house.

[beaubrummels]

And I love some of the translations:

There are many styles of ST guitars on the market. The fixing holes on the panel may not be completely overlapped. Just lock them directly on the panel, which will not affect the use. If you mind, please consider carefully.

LOL ... uh wut??

Like AI-generated poetry

[ICTGoober]

Heck, the pickguard and knobs are worth $25. The rest is gravy, even if it's cheap Chinese gravy.

[ehdwuld]

I got one of the Amazon preloaded pickguards a few years ago

It had a humbucker in the bridge and a rail on the neck

Some single in the middle

Sounded ok to me

[ArtieToo]

I got one of the copy "Hot Rails" about ten years ago for around $11. But I've never gotten around to trying it.

[Clint 55]

Dang, that's bargain af! It even has split switches for each pup and a kill switch?

Heck, the pickguard and knobs are worth $25. The rest is gravy, even if it's cheap Chinese gravy.

Yep, I'd get that just for the guard and controls.

[Chistopher]

I would try it if I had a strat body sitting around