Kam

Dude, your response to my little insult in your Songs You Like thread nearly killed me. Excellent turn around.

https://forum.seymourduncan.com/showthread.php?t=218999

Throw a vote for Dixie!

Wait, you're on west coast time?
Dude

Haha I just noticed that I accidentally put my response on my wall - d'oh! Here it is anyway

****ING WIN.

I have a purple shirt that says, in big letters -

GET ME A CHICKEN SANDWICH AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES FOR FREE

It's my favorite shirt next to my '94 Soundgarden T-shirt that my friend got me.

Oh, and I figured out the best thing to do high - go to a friend's house to get smoked out, and find out he has a really old Dual Rectifier (before they had switches on the front panel), two 4x12 cabs, and a 7 string. Jam the balls outta that ****.

Best ****ing day man

When I read that, I was just high enough to fully comprehend the awesomeness that oozes from each and every pore of that story.

Unfortunately, that means I'm in no state to reply. :smokin:

But then... something changed my life forever.

One day, I woke up freezing. I opened my eyes and couldn't make heads nor tails of my whereabouts. As I tried to get my bearings, I realized that my family was nowhere to be found. I grew frantic in my exploration of my new environment, and when I couldn't find them after searching for hours (I couldn't tell you how many, everything just faded into a blur) I gave up all hope. I resigned myself to my fate - I was going to die in this giant, freezing cold box. I would never see my family again.

-Fin

So I'm just a rubber band, minding my own business. I live in a drawer, along with other assorted office supplies - a stapler, pencils and pens, sticky notes, and the thumbtacks. One day, the drawer is opened and in comes a hairband. I shat bricks when I saw her - damn was she FINE. Her name was Shelly, and she was wonderful. We started dating not long after we met. Even though I'm a rubber band and she a hairband, we managed to overcome prejudice against all odds. After dating for nearly a year, I proposed to her, and she made me the happiest band on earth by saying yes. We got married two months later. The ceremony was wonderful - we had the stapler perform the ceremony. All of our friends and family came. Fast forward five years - we now have two wonderful children, and I landed a high-paying job organizing the drawer.

Same to you.
I can't believe I hadn't done this a long time ago.

Well I feel a lot better.

Hey man, until now I saw the Robertas post. They're pretty cool, and probably one of the few acts from here that are going somewhere. Saw them this weekend. Serious hipster fest but it comes with the territory haha! They're actually playing Europe in June but so far I think they're only playing in Spain and Portugal.

We'll be OK. He has a nice umbrella. Plus, he doesn't need to eat much. I've heard his brother is different.

Oh no, Danny DeVito is here. I think he's brewing a pot of coffee.

Glad you enjoyed that. It's chilly down here and I'm too far inland to enjoy the penguins.

Great, I feel better now. :cool2:

The guy was Ed Hunter. I actually feel sorry for him... a real Darwinian specimen.

Oh well... I guess if you speak your mind you can't be friends with everybody. :naughty:

What did I do to you?

Have you tried the nicotine patches? You should try one right before you go to bed. Most vivid dreams ever.

lol... the almighty complaint button worked. Your post was flagged, but mine was completely deleted.

Naw, it doesn't matter, because it probably offended someone else anyways. The letter F is so offensive it has started wars.

I got an infraction for telling you to shut the F up.

wow.