10 things you didn't know about the Klon

[Silence Kid]

Re: 10 things you didn't know about the Klon

Ok, why not...

-If you drive your limo into a bad neighborhood and play a recording of a Klon Centaur, a bum will appear to wipe a dirty rag across your windshield

-The frequencies emitted by your Klon Centaur ionize the air in such a way that poor people are allergic to it (like your chimney sweep, or the silverware cleaning staff)

-The Klon Centaur is gluten free, paleo, and made out of 90% recycled kale. It does not protect against measles, mumps or rubella

-Listening to a Klon Centaur at excessive volume turns all those pesky X chromosomes into Ys

 

[Little Pigbacon]

Re: 10 things you didn't know about the Klon

What does YY give you, anyway? Probably something that looks like a transporter accident.

 

[ThisDyingSoul76]

Re: 10 things you didn't know about the Klon

I hear a lot of guys saying how awesome the Klon is, but I'm not trading in my Metal Muff for one.

Keep the MM and stack that **** with a Klon or a reasonably accurate Klone