OK then, I'll start.....
its called the Virgincaster, you can guess where the cable goes, and no, its unlikely ever to fall out.
if he ever bends a note on the string and leans back, with that look on his face, it would look pretty funky, notice his pick hand is located where her crotch would be. Judas this dudes a pedifilemg:
You all judge, but in reality, how many of you have caught yourselves treating your guitars like women.![]()
I was going to say "it's the perfect woman," except I noticed it has no arms and can't make a sandwich. :33:![]()