A guitar weirder than the Wangcaster

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It exists.


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Re: A guitar weirder than the Wangcaster

Finally, a guitar that I can ****.

Where do you plug in your... ahem, cable?

I'd bet all my gear that the Japanese came up with this.
 
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CUE: Pedobear jokes.

EDIT: Remove the wig and call it Britney! :D
 
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OK then, I'll start.....

its called the Virgincaster, you can guess where the cable goes, and no, its unlikely ever to fall out.
 
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I've seen this before, but this is the first time I've really thought about it. And it makes me feel like formatting my hard drive and canceling my ISP.
 
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Wow, a pedophile AND a guitarist. The guy def. is diverse.

K, now I feel dirty all over, not gonna see my guitars in the same way ever again...

Thanks man...
 
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I wonder if he gives music seminars at the local middle school.
 
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It's perfect for performing an electric solo live, in the middle of an otherwise acoustic song, since it stands up by itself.
 
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OK then, I'll start.....

its called the Virgincaster, you can guess where the cable goes, and no, its unlikely ever to fall out.

I'm guessing the volume knob is really close to that?
 
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if he ever bends a note on the string and leans back, with that look on his face, it would look pretty funky, notice his pick hand is located where her crotch would be. Judas this dudes a pedifile:omg:
 
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Needs a Floyd :D

if he ever bends a note on the string and leans back, with that look on his face, it would look pretty funky, notice his pick hand is located where her crotch would be. Judas this dudes a pedifile:omg:

I can´t speak for the chicks in your area, but the ones I date have their crotch under their waistline and not above it.... :laugh2:
 
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Re: A guitar weirder than the Wangcaster

As Oingo Boingo says "I like little girls, they make me feel so... right"



Wow.
 
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You all judge, but in reality, how many of you have caught yourselves treating your guitars like women. ;)
 
Re: A guitar weirder than the Wangcaster

You all judge, but in reality, how many of you have caught yourselves treating your guitars like women. ;)

When my guitar can make me a sandwich and bring me a beer, I'll start treating it like a woman.


I think we should all chip in and get one for Meatlmaniac. :D
 
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Although still pretty disturbing, the part most of us are the most appalled is the intended age of the "guitar". Sure one could argue that a taller one wouldn't be as "easy to handle" or that it wouldn't be "as cute" but that REALLY wouldn't make it any better... :9:
 
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I was going to say "it's the perfect woman," except I noticed it has no arms and can't make a sandwich. :33::D
 
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