boutique pedal wank-name fun...

[Hot _Grits]

Ever notice how boutique pedal manufacturers often give their products ridiculous names? -I think it's pretty cool, but it is becoming something of a cliche.

So let's see who can come up with the wankiest boutique pedal name.

I'll start:

The Bejesustone Mutual Assured Destruction Pedal

The 'Not Another freakin’ Tubescreamer Clonerator' Pedal

The Fartlabs ‘Dynamic Colonic Strangulator’ and ‘diarrheia in a can’ pedal

The Obscureo-Tone 'Practically Nothing Inside' (but US 400 street price) Pedal

 

[Naps]

Re: boutique pedal wank-name fun...

On a serious note, I always thought it would be cool to have a wah called "Charlie brown's teacher wah" or "Charlie Brown wah" orsomething like that.

facer - a phaser that makes sounds like goldmember from auston powers movies.

For distortion, I think you hit it with the clone thing. :burnout:

 

[FretFire]

Re: boutique pedal wank-name fun...

I can't think of any awesometacular names at the moment, but I think Fulltone's OCD is a brilliant name for a boutique overdrive pedal :laugh2:.