Haha, my quote hit the nail on the head for you it seems.
I have an Alder bodied maple neck guitar too.
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Cliffs: Put a NECK Little 59 in the BRIDGE
yeah, I agree with the '59 suggestion.
I've tried a 59 neck of a mahagany guitar and it seemed to get muddy pretty quick AND it seemed to be ice picky at times. Is the bridge version different?
Ive seen the muddy problem with the 59n, but never the ice picky. As far as im concerned, the 59b is the best bridge pup i have ever used. Ive never had a problem with ice picky or muddiness in the bridge.
Take almost any high-output humbucker, and wire it in parallel rather than series will get you there. The Invader, wired parallel, is one of my favorite PAF-ish pups. Very close to the qualities you ask for. Maybe not "sparkly" per se.