Re: Dimarzio Super Distortion
How about the Black Winter. She's the one who rides in on a Harley, drinks you under the table and kick's your butt in pool and darts. She can also cook, clean, hunt, fish, dresses up nice for your family or friends (in whatever appropriate fashion) and makes you wonder when you had gotten so good in bed.
And if I ever get tired of the RCUOA5 version of the 59/JB set (hex heads in the 59) in my Schecter baritone Blackjack, which are like that girl's slightly less attractive, but every bit as capable, cousins, then it shall be getting a set thereof.