Do You Even Wank?

[Artie]

Alrighty keep em coming

These are old and suck. But you asked. These were both made 20 or 30 years ago, when I had an old Boss DR-550 drum machine, and a Teac A-2340 4-track Simul-Sync Reel-2-reel. Ironic that one song was actually called "Superferrite Wankage." Superferrite's are the pups that came in a Peavey Patriot. Kinda like "rail" Phat Cats.





I wouldn't waste too many minutes of your life listening to either entire track.

 

[Clint 55]

P.S. How do you guys embed a SoundCloud clip in the post?

The stealth buttons to the right of the x2 buttons and below the smiley button. Hover over it to find it. Must still be a forum glitch.

 

[Artie]

The stealth buttons to the right of the x2 buttons and below the smiley button. Hover over it to find it. Must still be a forum glitch.

Ah. You're right. The left "blank" is YouTube, and the right one is SoundCloud. Thanks Clint.

 

[NegativeEase]

Hah, we should ban walking any linear movement from 4 to 5 to flat 7 or in reverse....

That would totally kill most default wanking and force people to step out in the wanking danger zone.

 

[LLL]

Hah, we should ban walking any linear movement from 4 to 5 to flat 7 or in reverse....

That would totally kill most default wanking and force people to step out in the wanking danger zone.

Yeah, but do you have a license to wank?

 

[NegativeEase]

Yeah, but do you have a license to wank?

I've put a wank off track on my to do list for this weekend.

 

[Artie]

Thank God this forum isn't British. Or this thread would have a totally different connotation.

 

[Clint 55]

Ah. You're right. The left "blank" is YouTube, and the right one is SoundCloud. Thanks Clint.

No prob.

 

[Clint 55]

Hah, we should ban walking any linear movement from 4 to 5 to flat 7 or in reverse....

That would totally kill most default wanking and force people to step out in the wanking danger zone.

One of my favorite utube comments I've read was something like 'all Hendrix did was rape box 1' lol!

 

[LLL]

Thank God this forum isn't British. Or this thread would have a totally different connotation.

Perhaps. But aren't we all wankers anyways?

 

[solspirit]

I do but only when GF is away.

 

[Phantasmagoria]

Hah...this is filling up nicely...

Gonna add some oldies but goldies.....

cuz, I'm an unapologetic wanker & I wank a LOT

Linear or non linear ..who gives a fvck? I go where my fingers take me (and they've taken me on some sweet rides) :lmao:

Sometimes I like to add a little extra cheese

 

[deangersmith]

LOL those toms @ 90deg eheheheheh. Kreator Rules \m/, nice vocals....

 

[Erlend_G]

I've never mastered the art of shredding-.

.- I think I know (poorly) ONE LICK, and that's it .

I've focused much more on the "slow hand" technique, and getting the guitar to sing.

My old lead guitar player- was a very gifted youth- at 18 years old, he could play Malmsteen, Vai (but not Satriani) solos, and shred like a god! .

I played bass guitar then, in that band. We were really good, "The Spotbang Quartet". But when the time came to record our debut album, all three of my band members ran away. One had gotten a job, the other a girlfriend... and the third... who knows. Too bad, we could have made a solid MARK in the world of prog rock! .

I will never be a shredder, neither moderately fast. But then again, I'm a bassist. .

Rock on guys.\m/.

-E

 

[Demanic]

Thank God this forum isn't British. Or this thread would have a totally different connotation.

Well, it is an international forum.

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[NegativeEase]

Hah...this is filling up nicely...

Gonna add some oldies but goldies.....

cuz, I'm an unapologetic wanker & I wank a LOT

Linear or non linear ..who gives a fvck? I go where my fingers take me (and they've taken me on some sweet rides) :lmao:

Sometimes I like to add a little extra cheese

Careful -You can go blind wanking this much.

 

[LLL]

I've never mastered the art of shredding-.

I will never be a shredder, neither moderately fast. But then again, I'm a bassist. .

Rock on guys.\m/.

-E

This isn't shredding, it's wanking. It can be like shredding... minus the quality.

 

[NegativeEase]

If anyone if confused on what LLL is asking.


This is Paul Gilbert -he is a professional shredder who CAN wank whenever feeling like it.

This is Vinnie Vincent -he is a professional wanker who can only wank no matter what he might feel inside.

 

[LLL]

If anyone if confused on what LLL is asking.


This is Paul Gilbert -he is a professional shredder who CAN wank whenever feeling like it.

This is Vinnie Vincent -he is a professional wanker who can only wank no matter what he might feel inside.

Well stated!

Noodling (meandering stuff that goes nowhere) is cool too.

 

[Phantasmagoria]

Careful -You can go blind wanking this much.

Lol who cares...I never need to look at my fretboard anyway. I'm more worried about hairy palms ..now that might be a problem (ouch!)