The Dali
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Just in! Special! For a limited time only!
Amaze your friends with the sound! Make them envious! Annoy your neighbors and get lots of girls.* Be the rock god you always wanted to be! It all starts with the fabulous products listed below.
Replicate the tone of your favorite rock songs from the 60's, 70's, some of the 80's, a little of the 90's, and the 2000's with a Seymour Duncan '59 classic rock neck humbucker. In "like new" condition, this pickup can bring you harmonizing happiness with it's soulful sound. But wait! There's more! Why settle for "other" pickups that only supply two wimpy wires? This Duncan '59 comes with not 2, not 3, but FOUR wires for creating wiring mayhem in your electronics cavity. Use the wires to split the coils, run them in phase, out of phase - the choice is not made by some big manufacturing company, but YOU! Heck, cut the excess wires off and use them to sew on a missing button or repair a hole in your jeans. The '59 has so many uses we can't list them all here. If you order in the next 15 minutes we will upgrade this pickup to ZEBRA color! That's right, you get the legendary '59 neck pickup, with 4-wires AND zebra color for the low, low price of $50 shipped.
Want something a little more modern? Well look no further! Straight from the musical nirvana of Nashville comes the Gibson 498T bridge pickup. This pickup, with its biting tone allows you to cut through the mud and lets your solos sing with a passion rarely seen this side of Van Nuys. As with the '59, the 498T allows you to wire to your heart's content with its 4-wire construction. In addition, this pickup is a limited edition version featuring silky smooth plastic zebra bobbins.** Act now and receive a complimentary pickup ring. $50 shipped.
Pickups looking ratty? Has rust encroached on the metallic-beauty of your slugs? Bought an odd guitar with gold trim and want to match your hardware? Well, you can spend upwards of $100 - $300 to replace your pickups with shiny new gold ones, or you can keep money in your pocket by simply covering your existing pickups with gold covers! That's right. They are not just for the rich and well-to-do any more. Real imitation gold covers can add beauty and bling to any guitar. Just imagine your girlfriend's face when you present these gorgeous gold covers to her. She'll be amazed! Flabbergasted! Why buy covers that already have holes in them? We don't skimp on coverage - these are completely hole free and allow you to use them with any humbucker. These are brand new and ready for your soldering iron. $10 shipped.
Feeling like your solos are boring? Well, they probably are... but we've got just the solution! Back in the early days of rock the wah pedal was created and people have been using it ever since to get their tone to not suck. What we have here is a faithful re-creation of an early wah, complete with the legendary Fasel inductor. Don't ask me what an inductor does, but this one inducts with the best of them! The Dunlop Crybaby Classic is a wonderful example of what man can do when he sets his mind to it. Enjoy this like-new Wah, with original box and literature, for the low, low price of $40 shipped.
And, finally, a wonderful example of Japanese ingenuity. Sick of your guitar sounding like a car? A train? A lame-o ten-speed? The Arion Stereo Flanger is a wonder of technology that makes your guitar sound like an airplane! The Flanger is in good condition, but it is vintage, so handle with care rockers! We are BLOWING these (this) out at the simply silly price of $25 shipped. What else can you get for $25? A dinner? A ride around the block in a cab in NYC? Why not invest in something that will let you play songs like "...and the Cradle wll Rock" and "The Call of Ktulu"? This fine unit comes in the original box.
Important!!! Purchase now, and get an instant certificate of "coolness" with your order.
*Girls subject to availability. Boys available for female guitarists, but supplies are running low. Not available in CA and the District of Columbia.
**498T pickups in zebra color are not limited editions, but this is a limited offer since we only have one to sell.
Amaze your friends with the sound! Make them envious! Annoy your neighbors and get lots of girls.* Be the rock god you always wanted to be! It all starts with the fabulous products listed below.
Replicate the tone of your favorite rock songs from the 60's, 70's, some of the 80's, a little of the 90's, and the 2000's with a Seymour Duncan '59 classic rock neck humbucker. In "like new" condition, this pickup can bring you harmonizing happiness with it's soulful sound. But wait! There's more! Why settle for "other" pickups that only supply two wimpy wires? This Duncan '59 comes with not 2, not 3, but FOUR wires for creating wiring mayhem in your electronics cavity. Use the wires to split the coils, run them in phase, out of phase - the choice is not made by some big manufacturing company, but YOU! Heck, cut the excess wires off and use them to sew on a missing button or repair a hole in your jeans. The '59 has so many uses we can't list them all here. If you order in the next 15 minutes we will upgrade this pickup to ZEBRA color! That's right, you get the legendary '59 neck pickup, with 4-wires AND zebra color for the low, low price of $50 shipped.
Want something a little more modern? Well look no further! Straight from the musical nirvana of Nashville comes the Gibson 498T bridge pickup. This pickup, with its biting tone allows you to cut through the mud and lets your solos sing with a passion rarely seen this side of Van Nuys. As with the '59, the 498T allows you to wire to your heart's content with its 4-wire construction. In addition, this pickup is a limited edition version featuring silky smooth plastic zebra bobbins.** Act now and receive a complimentary pickup ring. $50 shipped.
Pickups looking ratty? Has rust encroached on the metallic-beauty of your slugs? Bought an odd guitar with gold trim and want to match your hardware? Well, you can spend upwards of $100 - $300 to replace your pickups with shiny new gold ones, or you can keep money in your pocket by simply covering your existing pickups with gold covers! That's right. They are not just for the rich and well-to-do any more. Real imitation gold covers can add beauty and bling to any guitar. Just imagine your girlfriend's face when you present these gorgeous gold covers to her. She'll be amazed! Flabbergasted! Why buy covers that already have holes in them? We don't skimp on coverage - these are completely hole free and allow you to use them with any humbucker. These are brand new and ready for your soldering iron. $10 shipped.
Feeling like your solos are boring? Well, they probably are... but we've got just the solution! Back in the early days of rock the wah pedal was created and people have been using it ever since to get their tone to not suck. What we have here is a faithful re-creation of an early wah, complete with the legendary Fasel inductor. Don't ask me what an inductor does, but this one inducts with the best of them! The Dunlop Crybaby Classic is a wonderful example of what man can do when he sets his mind to it. Enjoy this like-new Wah, with original box and literature, for the low, low price of $40 shipped.
And, finally, a wonderful example of Japanese ingenuity. Sick of your guitar sounding like a car? A train? A lame-o ten-speed? The Arion Stereo Flanger is a wonder of technology that makes your guitar sound like an airplane! The Flanger is in good condition, but it is vintage, so handle with care rockers! We are BLOWING these (this) out at the simply silly price of $25 shipped. What else can you get for $25? A dinner? A ride around the block in a cab in NYC? Why not invest in something that will let you play songs like "...and the Cradle wll Rock" and "The Call of Ktulu"? This fine unit comes in the original box.
Important!!! Purchase now, and get an instant certificate of "coolness" with your order.
*Girls subject to availability. Boys available for female guitarists, but supplies are running low. Not available in CA and the District of Columbia.
**498T pickups in zebra color are not limited editions, but this is a limited offer since we only have one to sell.
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