Re: Guitarists: Stop hurting the audience at small gigs
There was no opportunity to experience the lovingly crafted lyric metaphors, exquisite keyboard melodies, subtle drum grooves and carefully programmed laptop soundscapes
This is where the author ran right off the rails. If anything's "exquisite" or "lovingly crafted", amps are not involved. Acoustics, strings, maybe a piano, but if there's a guitar amp, you're at the wrong gig if you expect anything to be "exquisite".
Pompous a$$.
If you go to a venue that has a live band, go to see the band like it's a concert, because for the band, it is. If you want to chit-chat, go find a coffee shop or sit in your car outside, but don't insult the band by considering them a human jukebox.
They might not be juggling flaming chainsaws or sawing people in half to entertain you, but at least do them the courtesy of paying attention.
As for the original subject, the band can do 2 things can take care of this:
1. get there early enough to do a soundcheck, where everyone with an amp stands on the floor where the audience is and listens to the whole mix, and sets their amps accordingly. That means put down the joint, put down the beer, put down the "rock star lifestyle" and do your job.
2. Know the song well enough that you don't have to hear yourself playing to know that you are. If you're playing live, you're not there to hear yourself as much as you're there to be heard. If you're any good at all, you know what you're playing, and having already heard what it sounds like in context, you don't have to hear the amp as much as you think you do. The amp rattling your balls is not mandatory, no matter how much you think it is.
Alternatively, get a small battery-powered amp that points at your face and only you can hear. All you should need is a point of reference tone to know where you are in the song, and unless you're the drummer, you're supposed to be following the beat anyway. If that's all you hear, you should know it well enough to know your place if you're sober.
From a venue's side, they can do 2 things:
1. Admit your venue sucks for live bands that consist of more than 2 adults with more than one guitar and a tambourine, and be up-front about it when bands ask about booking. Yes, you might lose some bit of market share. Musicians do not have to care about your losses. Period. End of. Not negotiable. Ever.
2. Spend some of that personal profit on remodeling your dive into a worthwhile live music venue. Consult with someone with knowledge of acoustic spaces and building design, not just your brother-in-law the local drywall specialist just because he's affordable (i.e. beer and not telling the wife about that time with the waitress from the DQ).