Haha, i was going to ask next if those who do not clean their guitars, also not wash their hands before and after handling their d*ck? and if not do they realize they are completing a dick to guitar to dick germ culture...... and is this the secret of their toanz?
Playing guitar is always my first stop after the bathroom, changing a diaper, taking out the trash, etc. I used to wash my hands, and it was a hard habit to break, but totally worth it for that feeling of gooey vintage warmth.
Not sure it has much effect on the sound though.