Re: How many guitars do you have?
I've had 4 guitars in the past month

One has been returned, another is going to be on monday, one was sold, and I bought a new one yesterday.
As for how many I've owned. God..when I younger and had no bills really, no family, and lots of disposeable income (wasn't a crack dealer, just had a good job

) I bought several guitars a year. I've owned 8 or 9 Les Pauls. 2 Explorers. 1 SG. 1 Flying V. 1 335. Four Charvels (models 4, 6, Tele copy w/ pointy reverse headstock

, and a Soloist arch top type). 2 Jacksons (soloists). 3 or 4 Ibanezes (RG's mostly). One PRS. 2 Fender Strats. 1 Fender Tele. 1 Dean. 1 Heritage Les Paul. 1 Kramer. I think thats it.
Don't even ask about amps or stompboxes!
I've been meaning to put my gear in my sig, but haven't been able to nail down anything until now.