I forsake all guitars except the Telecaster!

What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem. :D

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What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem. :D

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What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem. :D

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What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem. :D

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What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem. :D

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What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem. :D

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What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem. :D

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What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem. :D

I think you can delete this post now....

What was that? You need more?
 
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What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem. :D

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What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem. :D

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What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem. :D

OK - here is poser for you. Still a pretty freaking famous one and not a n00b...

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What ******* plays a low slung guitar at the bottom of their belly? That is a poser who got it wrong. Only a n00b would play their guitar slightly above the knee while standing. If you are on the "bulky" side I doubt a simple body contour on a guitar is going to truly solve the problem. :D

Billy Gibbons says "Have mercy!"

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Oh look! Aceman spent 30 minutes of his life trying to prove me wrong AND he even pulled out a Taylor Swift photo to boot. Stop it Ace, you are making me blush! :7:
 
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