I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

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I am Romeo Rose and it's well documented on the internet my ties with Axl Rose, so this is a legit off for one of you all to be my guitar tech/roadie on these dates.

My good friends Kelly Rhoads and Kelly Garni both helped make this opportunity a reality for me.

I will pay $500 a day, three days, included will be your room and hotel and round trip flights.

I need someone to provide me with transportation those three days to anywhere I want to go, someone to load my guitars in and out and keep them sounding perfect.

Hit me up if you are ready, willing and able.
Must have clean driving record and must keep all narcotics out of my sight.

Thanks,
Romeo Rose aka Axls brother from another mother
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

Sorry I'm union
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

Are you the guy that wore the bucket of chicken on your head?
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me. :smash:
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

Am I gonna have to fight the colonel over a trade mark infraction?
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

Am I gonna wake up without a kidney?
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

If you sell my kidney do I get royalties?
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

Do I get paid if Axl throws a fit and the show gets cancelled?
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

If a riot breaks out do I still have to fight the colonel?
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

Can I have some of your chicken?
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

Who's Mr.Brownstone? Why won't he leave you alone?
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

Am I gonna have to fight this Brownstone guy?
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

I don't wanna share my chicken with anybody!
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

I can only drive standard,Is that a problem?
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

Does Brownstone like chicken?
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

I DON'T WANT TO SHARE MY CHICKEN!!
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

Ya just sound like a wanker to me, sonny. Bugger off.
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

I'm suspecting some sock action though.
 
Re: I'm filling in for Slash on a few dates, I need a tech/roadie, anyone here?

I used to eat one donut but one donut wouldn't do it so one donut turned into four.
My girlfriend said "you're starting to get fatter" so I had to show that b.... the door!
 
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