Re: My Les Paul is noisy! Video!
I'm out too. Have fun.
but good luck explaining how your body can ground a guitar by touching the strings without a ground being connected to the bridge.
(God, I had to stick my head in the door on my way to the water fountain.)
Okay. The human body is a big bag of water-filled tissues and conductive electrolytes. We are constantly picking up and shedding electrical charge. On average, we are pretty neutral on the +/- voltage thing. Also, our sheer mass makes us able to sink a fair amount of charge (not at high currents or anything, but significant for the purposes of this discussion). Ever get shocked by static electricity? That's you and some piece of metal (or maybe another person, etc.) trading electrical charge and getting back to zero (more or less).
Don't believe it? Try this:
1.) Take a guitar cable and plug one end into an amp, but keep the other end free.
2.) Turn on the amp and dial up a decent amount of gain -- enough that you hear noise through the amp without touching the cable.
3.) Pick up the cable and touch the different parts of the 1/4" plug. Press on the tip with your finger. Loud, huh? Now press good and hard on the sleeve (ground). Does it maybe get quieter?
4.) Now touch the tip of the cable to a ground on the inside of a guitar cavity. Or some random thing like the grounded chassis of a stereo component. Or a metal filing cabinet. See what happens.
5.) Then see what those various ground points do with the sleeve on the guitar cable.
I don't claim to know everything about guitar wiring, but dude, this is real.