NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

[astrozombie]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

I'm afraid I'd sell it and get drunk texts from it saying how it's sorry...

 

[Little Pigbacon]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

I want a T Shirt

Reminds me of the time an incident involving my Lesbian Mafia T-shirt had me bolting from a supermarket aisle and covering it up with my jacket.

Me (to self): Oh, gawd, did they move the popcorn again?

Random little girl (points at me): Cool shirt!

Parents start to turn around.

Me (to self): OMG WTF.

 

[BloodRose]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

I would never name a company something like that. Not that I have a problem with the name, but with people making puns about it (literally) FOREVER.

Honestly, it's Brilliant! Get people talking, free publicity! Based on the logo and the slogan on the site that says" If you dont like vagina, you probably play keyboards", they mean it as way to get tongues wagging.. (yeah, pun definately intended)


Nothing like breaking in a virgin at its first gig...

 

[marvelous_seven]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

finally the wangcaster got a partner

 

[crusty philtrum]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

The whole thing seems a bit fishy to me.

But you could ring them up and tell them you're an unemployed luthier, and ask if they might have an opening for you.

 

[Jeremiah]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

Bet they sound good with Koch amps

 

[Jocelyn]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

finally the wangcaster got a partner

You beat me to it.

 

[Kosh Naranek]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

I have some great licks I'd like to try on one.

 

[DrNewcenstein]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

Do they bleed the first time you plug in?

Would warming up before a performance be considered foreplay?

Do they make a battery-powered version? (I meant with EMGs)

What about the feel - smooth or kinda fuzzy?

 

[kilphody]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

Glad I can laugh today.
PC

 

[Rand-O-Monium]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

i wonder if they're only playable three weeks out of the month?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Beat me to it!


Maybe "Vintage" ones don't apply...

 

[hydro]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

I'm afraid I'd sell it and get drunk texts from it saying how it's sorry...

snarf

 

[Myaccount876]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

I'm sure I could get the taste for them...

Just be sure to marry it before taking it to Riyadh.

 

[Myaccount876]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

"Cumming in 2014." Copyright 2012.

Fixed.

 

[Laughing Kookaburra]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

Brings new meaning to tone being in the fingers...

 

[DrNewcenstein]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

Do they offer the Blue Waffle finish?

 

[vaginaguitars]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

"Coming in 2014." Copyright 2012.

Things take time. It's not always on your schedule.

 

[vaginaguitars]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

I want a T Shirt

A shirt can be arranged soon. Why the name? Because Vagina's preferred over every other brand. All puns intended and welcomed. Boyish humor. Plain and simple. "Vagina. Some people get it."

 

[kramersteen]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

Things take time. It's not always on your schedule.

Hello Mr Vagina.

 

[vaginaguitars]

Re: NAMM 2014 - Vagina Guitars?

Do they bleed the first time you plug in?

Would warming up before a performance be considered foreplay?

Do they make a battery-powered version? (I meant with EMGs)

What about the feel - smooth or kinda fuzzy?

Some even have an echo.