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[Phantasmagoria]

I take that as a compliment from the wise man

Haha..I knew that. "cauliflower ear" just has a nice ring to it so I will continue to mention it. Besides what's to stop some poor unfortunate from having both (tin + cauliflower)

I learn the things I want to learn. Not unnecessary rubbish. Always been open about that. No need for subtlety :bigthumb:

 

[Clint 55]

:sword:

 

[Chistopher]

Sometimes what with my detached ear lobes I can barely differentiate my wife's voice from tv static

 

[GuitarDoc]

Sometimes what with my detached ear lobes I can barely differentiate my wife's voice from tv static

:laugh2:

But I hope you never tell her that! :smash:

 

[Phantasmagoria]

Sometimes what with my detached ear lobes I can barely differentiate my wife's voice from tv static

Well ear deformity being what it is is an awful cross to bear. I feel for you.

Remember "It is in the face of adversity that we are strongest" - Mahatma Gandhi...(or maybe not :laugh2

Now in cases like yours I would suggest flipping through the fattest books of theory you can get your hands on (no shortcuts w/ crappy little pamphlets and the like ..just really huge obese greasy ones) & drilling invaluable stuff like the circle of fifths, boxes etc into your brain like a parrot....cuz we all know that's what makes those fingers fly up & down the fretboard like fire :bigthumb:

I'd also invest in a decent ear trumpet to help w/ your wife's voice