Well. The Chrimbo before last I bought my dad a set of those steak branding irons from Buc-Cees, so I guess I could have a go...
But then, perhaps not.
If I ever do decide to put names on my guitars, I think it'll be waterslides under clearcoat.
Given they're all Partscaters, and my almost pathological addiction to brussels sprouts, Lupe Tortilla's charro beans, etc., maybe Fart caster Guitars?