Passing GAS

80's_Metal

Underglazed Hair Metalologist
So I just had to share a story.
I have a buddy in Phoenix.
He doesn't play much, kind of a campfire Strummer if you will.

He shoots me a text out of the blue the other day showing me a picture of a Jackson soloist pro that he just picked up. I tell him that's frickin awesome!
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We start texting back and forth about him getting back into playing, and how he wants to learn old 80s metal stuff.... And how this guitar is one of his 2 dream axes.

I ask him what the other one is... A lime green San dimas he said, but he can't ever find one.

30 seconds later I text him the only one on reverb.com

He freaks out cuz he knows his wife is going to kill him.
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I tell him have a beer and think about it, but it's rare and it won't last long.

35 minutes later he texts me.
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Ha ha just thought I'd share that.
 
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solid enablement!

I was going to accuse him of this as well

but after research technically speaking, he's not an "Enabler" (see below)

-He's more an accessory to a bulletpoint on the divorce papers I guess

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he's more of a really good friend, or a really bad one :lmao:
 
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If he has a couch to offer his newly divorced buddy, he is a really good friend!

Awesome axes!! WOW
 
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Friends to have:

  • Friends with Boats
  • Friends with Beach Houses
  • Friends with Horses
  • Friends with Slime Green Chavel San Dimas Guitars..

    :lmao:
 
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I have a buddy I grew up with that I've passed gas to as well. He recently went to a Fender Amp tech course and services tubes amps as a side business. When I see folks selling tube amps that have issues, and are cheap due to the issues I forward the ads to him. He can often pick these amps up, fix them, and flip them for a profit. But I also send guitar ads his way, and I know the stuff he likes. He's impulsed bought enough that his wife asked me to cut the crap.:lol:
 
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Load up on the Swanson Hungry Man dinners, cuz you just got yourself a roommate. :lol:

(dig the green)
 
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FYI the Jackson Pro series is made in Indonesia. Still killer looking guitars, for the Soloist line at least.
 
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Load up on the Swanson Hungry Man dinners, cuz you just got yourself a roommate. :lol:

(dig the green)

There will come a time on this planet when there is no one old enough to get this joke.

That will be a very sad day.
 
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I think you should enable him to buy his wife a very expensive gift.
 
Passing GAS

There will come a time on this planet when there is no one old enough to get this joke.

That will be a very sad day.

I think I’m a couple of years older than you and I don’t get it....



I know what Hungry Man dinners are but what’s the joke?
 
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well...this brings up one of the unspoken advantages of Fractal and or Kemper...wives have gained awareness of expensive guitars and don't get having a bunch...but a little box appears in the gear room...what's to question???works for me....
 
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