OK...got a whole lot here.
Double Necks:
Keep: The PRS. That thing looks awesome!
Play: The Steinberger - just to see
Chip: EVH crap
Pointies: For the record, trash them all...seriously
Keep: Paul Stanley - it is a KISS guitar...only reason
Play: Randy's just to say I played Crazy Train on a Randy guitar
Chip: The Dimetrash
V's
Keep: The Korina 58
Play: Shencker's...just to see the difference between that and my Schenker
Chip: RAndy Polka Dot. What is the fascination with his crappy early V's?
Rickenbacker's
Keep: Susanna Hoff's - just because I want to have something that I can say she touched....
Play: Petty 12 str - just to remind me I just don't need that sound. I will play it less than 5 minutes
Chip: Whatever the last one is.
Hamsammich
Keep: The V, I don't have a Gibson V
Play: the Greenie. It's a Les Paul, so play ity
Chip: Modern gold ESP whatever V. Probably the best player of all of them though.