Play, Keep or Wood Chipper?

[Mincer]

Keep EVH
Play the LP (sitting down, it is prolly heavy)
Chip the Jackson (24 frets..eww)

 

[Aceman]

I'm gonna shock some people here...

Keep the Jackson PC1 - I almost bought one of those in Chlorine....Pre Hollywood
Play the EVH - Just to see if I care. I'd like to hear the pickups and good with the Detuna.
Chip the Les Paul - My god that thing is ugly. Put it out of its misery

 

[Securb]

I'm gonna shock some people here...

Keep the Jackson PC1 - I almost bought one of those in Chlorine....Pre Hollywood
Play the EVH - Just to see if I care. I'd like to hear the pickups and good with the Detuna.
Chip the Les Paul - My god that thing is ugly. Put it out of its misery

I am exactly the same almost. It is not that I think the LP is ugly, I have 4 of them what is that guitar going to add that I don't have? The Jackson checks all boxes.

 

[Aceman]

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[Seashore]

I think the LP looks great, I like the natural wood and binding color a lot.

 

[beaubrummels]

Chip the Les Paul (already have 3)
Play the Jackson (already have one, just want to hear the switching options the PC has)
Keep the Wolfgang. That's a configuration I don't have that would be very useful.

 

[Securb]

Forgive me...but seriously, could you play or own any of these?

 

[Mincer]

I'd push the furry one and the round one into the woodchipper with the iron one. Unfortunately, I think iron would break the woodchipper.

 

[Seashore]

Play the furry one - it looks cuddly

Chip the round one - poor upper fret access makes it a non-starter

​​​​​Keep the metal one for home defense

 

[GuitarStv]

Furry one is out for sure . . . one hot and sweaty session and it would always stink. Metal one look no uglier or less comfy than your aversge Telecaster. Kinda like the looks of the record, but that fret access sucks.

 

[JOLLY]

Keep furry
Play Tele
Chip round one

 

[solspirit]

The round one is just too silly not to keep. I'd take the tele to the scrap yard and chip the furry.

 

[NotDemanic]

If it wasn't for the Bigsby, I'd keep the tele.
Chip the other two.

 

[beaubrummels]

Keep the Tom Bingham record player. It's wall art at least.
Play the furry just to have a Reverend Gibbons moment.
I'd grill some steaks on the tele whatever it is.

 

[Securb]

Keep the Tom Bingham record player. It's wall art at least.
Play the furry just to have a Reverend Gibbons moment.
I'd grill some steaks on the tele whatever it is.

I was thinking the same thing. I could also put a single-sized H in the record nightmare and embarrass myself on stage at some point.

 

[Securb]

ALUMINATI Orion Terra

Campbell American Terra Sonic

Carlino Impulse

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[Seashore]

Keep Impulse for sure, it's like an Explorer Mockingbird, love the shape.

Play Aluminati. Maybe music, maybe cricket... play something.

Chip the Campbell. Not even close.

 

[Aceman]

Keep the furry - for so many reasons...tiger stripes, Les Paul, Black Bigsby
Play the Tele - interested in how it would sound
Chip the Record - that's just dumb

 

[Aceman]

Keep the Caline Kelly/explorer. Kind of a neat mashup
I'm going to play the Terra Sonic, even though it just looks like a poorly designed unfinished guitar because
I have to chip the Burl, because there are souls of the damned in the wood and I need to release them to the afterlife.

 

[jeremy]

keep the impulse for sure
play the orion i guess?
chip the sonic?

last two could be interchangeable. but id rock that impulse