Play, Keep or Wood Chipper?

[Seashore]

Keep the Mitchell, I guess
Play the Harley Benton because I've never played a Harley Benton
Chip the Kramer, everything about that guitar is wrong

 

[Mincer]

I suppose I could route the Kramer for a neck pickup. At least it would be in the correct place.

 

[beaubrummels]

I'd chip the Mitchel
Play the Harley, just to see what the hub-bub is about
Keep the Kramer, just to have one of those 1-PU types

 

[jeremy]

funny, i saw a teenage girl playing that exact mitchell at my buddies bars open mic night. not as bad as i would have thought

 

[Securb]

funny, i saw a teenage girl playing that exact mitchell at my buddies bars open mic night. not as bad as i would have thought

I bet it blows away the Kent SG I started playing out on.

 

[Securb]

Get your metal on.

Cream Guitars Voltage

Hufschmid Guitars

Schloff Dagon

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[GuitarStv]

The dragon is too goofy looking to take seriously - chip. Guess I'd keep the Hufschmid? I've always been curious about those pickups, and it looks kinda cool.

 

[Mincer]

Cream Guitars for the win here. It actually has some ergonomics, and 22 frets. Chip the Dragon. Play the Hufs...then chip it.

 

[Seashore]

Keep Hufschmid
Play Cream
Chip Dagon

 

[Securb]

The Voltage is as if Tipton's Hamer and Paul Stanley's Washburn had a baby, I would keep it
I would play the Hufschmid a others have said because pickups
If I were 18 I would be all over the Dagon but I am not 18 am I...woodchipper

It is funny how you can look at a guitar and know another member would love it. The Voltage I could see Wattage digging.

 

[beaubrummels]

Play the Cream
Keep the Hufschmid
Chip the Dagon

 

[Securb]

Inspired by 80s', recent purchase:
Aliexpress Edition of Play, Keep, or Wood Chipper?

Wylde double neck

Reliced Strat

Explorer of unknown origin

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[Seashore]

Play the Explorer to see how close they got

Keep the double neck as a sled for my daughter next winter

Chip the Strat, why not finish that relic job

 

[GuitarStv]

Chip the strat - relics are dishonest, but even if you're into them that one looks like crap (looks like someone smeared peanut butter and jam into the fretboard and then let it rot for a while, super fake looking wear around the edges of the body, weird looking thick poly that doesn't smoothly wear away like nitro). Honestly, while not really in my wheelhouse I kinda like the look of the double neck . . . I'd keep that one and swap pickups to pretend I'm Jimmy Page occasionally without paying Jimmy Page guitar money. So I guess that leaves the explorer as 'play' by default.

 

[jeremy]

keep the cream
play the hufschmid
chip the dagon​

10 year old me would have thought the dagon is awesome though!

id keep the double neck
play the explorer
and chip that disaster of a strat

 

[Securb]

As seen on the socials today...

Kononykheen Breed Fifty

TNV Double Cut

Kauer Guitars Gripen

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[Seashore]

Keep the Kauer. Mahog/neck through/24.75/TOM, all win.
Play Kononykheen
Chip "The New Vintage"

 

[Mincer]

My eyes!

Just by looking at them, I'd burn them all so no one could play them, or even know they exist. But who knows they might just play better than anything out there.

 

[beaubrummels]

Play the Breed Fifty, just to see what it sounds like.
Chip the TNV. No use for that.
I'd keep the Kauer. Kinda like it. Haven't had anything like that before. I like it similar to how I like the St. Vincent EB. Could always mod the picksup/wiring to make it sound like whatever I want.

 

[Aceman]

Keep the Gripen. Funky Silverburst wins!
Play the Breed. No reason. It just looks playable
Shred the TNV. Junky@$$ Dano wannabe. Filters and lipsticks. Who needs them.