Play, Keep or Wood Chipper?

Play once -F
Keep the guitar - Marry
Wood chipper - Kill

Been misinterpreting this thing the whole time. I thought "play" meant you had the guitar to use and "keep" meant you had to keep it as a collector's item instead of playing it.

Huh.

Well, in the spirit of what it's actually supposed to be:

Play the artist formerly known as guitar
Keep Hydra, who knows, maybe I could learn to love it
Down with the 5 neck guitar, maybe start with a chainsaw and finish with the chipper
 
Okay, here is the what the hell is that category. Time to put more gas in the wood chipper


Prince symbol guitar

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Steve Via Hydra guitar

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Rick Nielsen 5 neck Hamer guitar

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Play weird ass Prince guitar, keep Vai's 3 neck abomination (hey, it looks like all three necks are playable at least), chip Neilson's 3000 lb abomination - you could barely even reach the bottom few necks anwyay, no loss).
 
play princes thing
keep the hamer mess
chip the vai turd

I am with you

Play - Prince's just to get the feel and hear the tone
Chip - Via's guitar you would have to spend a lot of time just figuring out how to play it
Keep - I would actually drag the five neck out at gigs. I have seen Rick play it multiple times all 5 necks are reachable
 
i just had a tree taken down that was almost six feet in diameter, they had no issues getting it into the chipper once they took the good bits for boards.
 
TBH I might actually chip the P and try out the Jazz. Depends on what phase the moon is in. Must keep the Rick though.

Even though none of them have enough strings.
 
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