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DeadSkinSlayer3
Guest
Re: possibly the most dangerous guitar ever?
Ha...I've actually played one. A local doom/industrial **** band's guitarist has one...got to try it out at one of their gigs. It sucks, period. Balances crappily, plays horribly, sounds bad...just a bad instrument, and it looks like ****, too.
Ha...I've actually played one. A local doom/industrial **** band's guitarist has one...got to try it out at one of their gigs. It sucks, period. Balances crappily, plays horribly, sounds bad...just a bad instrument, and it looks like ****, too.
TwilightOdyssey
Darkness on the edge of Tone
Re: possibly the most dangerous guitar ever?
The auction description is brilliant:
"Just close your eyes and try to imagine this. You are on stage in your 1980s spandex, your thinning hair is carefully combed over your bald spot, the lights come up, and you start to play and jump around like a de-toxing speed freak. Your mother and six of your best friends go wild while the bartender looks at his watch and calculates how many more minutes till he can close. But in your mind, this is probably the last show like this you will have to play before hair rock makes a big comeback and you are finally discovered. What this guitar can do for you is to make all those dreams (or hallucinations) you’ve had for twenty-five years come true at last ... "
The auction description is brilliant:
"Just close your eyes and try to imagine this. You are on stage in your 1980s spandex, your thinning hair is carefully combed over your bald spot, the lights come up, and you start to play and jump around like a de-toxing speed freak. Your mother and six of your best friends go wild while the bartender looks at his watch and calculates how many more minutes till he can close. But in your mind, this is probably the last show like this you will have to play before hair rock makes a big comeback and you are finally discovered. What this guitar can do for you is to make all those dreams (or hallucinations) you’ve had for twenty-five years come true at last ... "
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theodie
Guest
Re: possibly the most dangerous guitar ever?
I triple dog dare someone to buy it!!! Oh ya, install a pink bitchbucker also.
I triple dog dare someone to buy it!!! Oh ya, install a pink bitchbucker also.
strat_master
New member
Re: possibly the most dangerous guitar ever?
umm ya that thing is ugly lol
umm ya that thing is ugly lol
JB_From_Hell
Jomo's Nimions
Re: possibly the most dangerous guitar ever?
What in the hell were you looking for that brought that thing up?!?! :laugh2:
What in the hell were you looking for that brought that thing up?!?! :laugh2:
Gearjoneser
Gear Ho
Re: possibly the most dangerous guitar ever?
Sweeet description! He should spare the guitar world, and just burn that horrible piece of sh!t. LOL
Sweeet description! He should spare the guitar world, and just burn that horrible piece of sh!t. LOL
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