SDUGF Suck Toan Contest (Ends May 1st)

[LLL]

Who can come up with the suckiest Suck Toan to rule them all?

Submit your audio clip by May 1st. Then we'll have a vote or poll.

And don't forget - left input only!

(I shouldn't have to say this but remember this is for humorous purposes, not serious)

 

[Phantasmagoria]

Why does it end May 1st?!??

 

[Phantasmagoria]

Luckily I have a ton of video's w/ sucky toan

I call this one "Awash in Reverb"

 

[Demanic]

F&^k Yeah!
Here's some serious SUCK.

 

[Clint 55]

You guys have no chance.

Check this suck toan. :lol:

 

[JamesPaul]

Going for suck toan here. Just cell phone it for YouTube...or use 2 cans with a string between them...be sure to pan it left...

 

[nexion218]

Clint's winning by a mile... CANT. LET. THAT. HAPPEN.

I might have to turn to my old Korg AX300G with the patches I made for my high school Black Metal band...

 

[Clint 55]

:laugh2:

 

[Demanic]

You guys have no chance.

Check this suck toan. :lol:

This is freaking awwwesome!
I would so put a bass line to this. Like, louder and heavier than the one that you did. Which still sounds cool.

 

[Clint 55]

Thx! I can work up some more stuff.

 

[Demanic]

I can record some tracks as soon as I can keep my bass amp from setting off the smoke detector.

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[Phantasmagoria]

Clint's winning by a mile... CANT. LET. THAT. HAPPEN.

I might have to turn to my old Korg AX300G with the patches I made for my high school Black Metal band...

I have an AX1G I bought in the 90's and occasionally recorded with

Now let me have a look around..

 

[Clint 55]

I can record some tracks as soon as I can keep my bass amp from setting off the smoke detector.

Sounds good. Let's hear you get a sm57 to clip with the gain on the interface all the way down.

 

[Demanic]

Sounds good. Let's hear you get a sm57 to clip with the gain on the interface all the way down.

Don't have an SM57. I'll be using a pair of large diaphragm condensers in stereo.

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[Artie]

If I had the time and inclination, I'd put the original pups back into my Squier Tele. Hard to beat that one for "suck toan".

 

[Demanic]

Well Artie, here's what the pickup that I got from you, in fact, it could be both of them, sounds like through my small rig.

And of course, it sucks. All because of me, of course.

 

[Demanic]

Funny how we haven't heard anything from the original poster of this thread.


I guess that's because none of his TOANZ not once, not ever, even approach any degree of SUCK.

Pity,

 

[LLL]

Funny how we haven't heard anything from the original poster of this thread.


I guess that's because none of his TOANZ not once, not ever, even approach any degree of SUCK.

Pity,

May 1st is the deadline.

And I've dusted off a secret weapon.

 

[Clint 55]

LLL only haz epic toans.

 

[Demanic]

LLL only haz epic toans.

Yes. But this is the SUCK TOANZ thread.
And I'm all over it.