Sell me your guitar!!

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Holy mother of all that is sexy and desirable in this world. Why dost thou torment me?
 
Re: Sell me your guitar!!

You should draw a guitar body shape on a napkin, order a USACG neck to your specs, mail them both to me (with the remainder of the $1300 enclosed), and a short 18 months later you'll get a custom guitar made (poorly) in a townhouse garage by a drunk novice!
 
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You should draw a guitar body shape on a napkin, order a USACG neck to your specs, mail them both to me (with the remainder of the $1300 enclosed), and a short 18 months later you'll get a custom guitar made (poorly) in a townhouse garage by a drunk novice!

For $1300 I'll go to Hunter's house and beat him over the head with my Epi Biscuit for suggesting this.
 
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i have a CTM6 CARVIN (blue quilt) $$1200 + shipping, FLAXWOOD RAUTIA (orange ) it has SD pups stock,really cool LPTREM (schaller) it does not move when palm is rested on it--$$1250 + shipping + lots of other guitars
 
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In keeping with those that have posted guitars that are not for sale, here's a lovely guitar that you're going to love (but never have):

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Notice the wonderfully 3D mahogany sides, brazillian rosewood fretboard, Wilkinson trem, and zebra Pearly Gates humbuckers, none of which you can have. Although not in the picture, you're most certainly not welcome to the sperzel tuners, the buzz feinten-ized tusq nut, or the awesome 5 way switch set up to tap the pickups in parallel.

I hope you enjoyed this post - that's as much of my guitar as you'll get

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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i have a CTM6 CARVIN (blue quilt) $$1200 + shipping, FLAXWOOD RAUTIA (orange ) it has SD pups stock,really cool LPTREM (schaller) it does not move when palm is rested on it--$$1250 + shipping + lots of other guitars

I want to see that!
 
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For $1300 I'll go to Hunter's house and beat him over the head with my Epi Biscuit for suggesting this.

You have a deal, if only for the fact that I'll be able to tell Hunter "I bought you a beating with a biscuit" in all its alliterative glory.
 
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Looking forward to a biscuit beating

 
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You have a deal, if only for the fact that I'll be able to tell Hunter "I bought you a beating with a biscuit" in all its alliterative glory.

Excellent. My people will contact your people.

Looking forward to a biscuit beating


Are you going to call the Hot Cops?
 
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send me an e/m & i will send you pics, i dont know how to post pics here, roger

You need to setup a photobucket account or something similar, than click on the icon for linking pics. I'm a carvin lava and what to see too :)
 
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Looking forward to a biscuit beating



Your AD references make my day, sir. Can't wait for the new show and movie!
 
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1998 Gretsch Duo Jet in Champagne Sparkle? Japan made prior to Fender buyout and upgraded with TV Jones Powertrons?
 
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