Somebody Dropped A Body Into The Well : The Well #36

[ginormous]

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Inspired by Barbara Walters:

If you could be a guitar, what would you be? What kind of amp would you need to sound best? What musician, male or female, living or dead, would you want playing you?

 

[Lucid_Lunatic]

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Inspired by Barbara Walters:

If you could be a guitar, what would you be? What kind of amp would you need to sound best? What musician, male or female, living or dead, would you want playing you?

I'd be a Wang-Caster ran through an alcohol fueled Marshall played by Gretchen Wilson.............. Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh Yeeeeaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

 

[Gr8Scott]

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If you were a woman with long nails. How many punches would it take for Mattt to knock you out or disable you? LOL

 

[Lucid_Lunatic]

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If you were a woman with long nails. How many punches would it take for Mattt to knock you out or disable you? LOL

I'm gonna say 7, unless I used my long nails to claw his eyes out first!

 

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

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When are you going to reveal the truth about your UFO sightings?

 

[tone4days]

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deleted by t4d .. it was wrong to do

 

[Axl H]

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Lucid,

What is your opinion on vikings?

What do you think of Whitesnake?

In case I come stateside, would you be interested in a drinking contest with me?

 

[sosomething]

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How come you aren't dead?

 

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

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Do you drink in order to forget your frightening UFO experiences?

 

[sosomething]

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Would you be into the idea of starting a band with Jolly and Jerryjg?

 

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

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Would you be into the idea of starting a band with Jolly and Jerryjg?

And if so, would you all wear spacesuits?

 

[sosomething]

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Were you born with a club foot?

Cleft palate?

Googely eye?

 

[JOLLY]

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back when you were about 7 years old, before you became an unemployed alcoholic, what did you wanna be when you grew up? what stopped you from becoming that? what would you advise to younger SDUGF bros to help them avoid turning out like you?

lovely

 

[sosomething]

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To have The Golden Boy, there must be an equal and opposite The Golden Boy, and that man is Lucid_Lunatic.

 

[Lucid_Lunatic]

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When are you going to reveal the truth about your UFO sightings?

Never, being probed once is enough for any man! :haha:

Lucid,

What is your opinion on vikings?

What do you think of Whitesnake?

In case I come stateside, would you be interested in a drinking contest with me?

Vikings are BADASS!!! The only thing keeping me from becoming a Viking is that I can't grow a real beard.

Whitesnake is allright in my book, not one of my favorite bands, but still pretty good.

Instead of a contest, how "bout we just grab a few cases and bottles, hit the river and have a blast!

How come you aren't dead?

Someone up there really likes me?

Do you drink in order to forget your frightening UFO experiences?

Probing, must forget the probing! :haha:

Would you be into the idea of starting a band with Jolly and Jerryjg?

Hell Yeah!!! Jolly, Jerry and I have become pretty good buds over the last year and I really like those guys. If we lived close enough together to start a band it would be the baddest New Age Southern Rock band you guys would ever hear!

And if so, would you all wear spacesuits?

Nope, we would wear beer helmets!

Were you born with a club foot?

Cleft palate?

Googely eye?

No, no and no. But I do have a wanderin' eye and a smokin' gun!

To have The Golden Boy, there must be an equal and opposite The Golden Boy, and that man is Lucid_Lunatic.

I have read alot of TGB's stuff, and he seems like a pretty cool guy. Is he a T-Totaller or something? I don't see how we are opposites? I know we both have the same taste in guitars and amplification.

 

[Axl H]

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Instead of a contest, how "bout we just grab a few cases and bottles, hit the river and have a blast!

You have yourself a deal!

This may seem like a unserious question, but I was wondering, how wide a temperature range do you have at your place?? Does it go from like 150F in the summer to -50 in the winters like Norway or??

 

[Lucid_Lunatic]

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back when you were about 7 years old, before you became an unemployed alcoholic, what did you wanna be when you grew up? what stopped you from becoming that? what would you advise to younger SDUGF bros to help them avoid turning out like you?

First off, I wouldn't want anyone to go through the things I did at 7 years old, not even a jerk such as yourself.

Second, There are some other guys on here that are on disabillity, like myself, and even though I'm crass and rude at times, I would never make lite of thier situation. Some people get dealt a bum hand in life and that's just the way it goes. I'm sure no one ask for it, but as Early Cuyler said, "When the Lord takes a huge dump on your head, make a cool hat out of it"

As far as advice for younger bros here, I would say if you want people to like you, don't be a condecending jerk like T4D.

You're the kinda guy that if you lived around here we would befriend you, take you out to the river for drinks, then stomp your brains half out and leave you to think about what an ass you are..............

 

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

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I have read alot of TGB's stuff, and he seems like a pretty cool guy. Is he a T-Totaller or something? I don't see how we are opposites? I know we both have the same taste in guitars and amplification.

Naah. TGB's a drunk.

 

[Lucid_Lunatic]

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You have yourself a deal!

This may seem like a unserious question, but I was wondering, how wide a temperature range do you have at your place?? Does it go from like 150F in the summer to -50 in the winters like Norway or??

In the summer it averages around 90 to 100 during the hottest few eeks. Thewinters over the last few years have gotten milder staying in the 40's and 50's on average with a few days having cold snaps in the 20's and 30's. Spring and fall are usually really nice in the 65 to 85 range. The only bummer is our humidity, which is usually 75% and higher during the summer, which makes for some muggy days, but nothing a dip in the river won't fix!

 

[Lucid_Lunatic]

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Naah. TGB's a drunk.

Well how in the world can we be opposites? We both drink, we both love Les Pauls and Marshall's. He sounds like an all right guy in my book!