ICTGoober
New member
I don't think the bottom horn is all that phallic compared to any other doublecut guitar,
Yeah, I don't get the junior high school humor, either.
Tells us more about the minds of the posters than we want to know.
There are plenty of Iceman/Ibanez style necks on Squeebay or Treeverb to bolt on that will take the paint you want and provide a good playing experience. Bonus: most are quite affordable.